The Official: I love my car soooo much...

[foofopps]

If OP acts like this now, imagine what he will do when he drives a car worth more than 4-5k

[5spoke]

I love my e30 so much...
-I told my girlfriend we couldn't have sex right then because the E needed a good washing.

Your girlfriend is either ugly as shit or you are a queer. Or both.

[StereoInstaller1]

I love my e30 so much...

-Every time I drive downtown, I stare at my own reflection in the shop windows. Narcissism?

-I go like 2-3 mph over rail road tracks and speed bumps even if there is traffic; because the E doesn't like them.

-I told my girlfriend we couldn't have sex right then because the E needed a good washing.

-I got in my car, backed it out of the garage, got the mail, and pulled back in the drive way.

-I used my girls toothbrush to clean the nits, grits, and cracks of my rims. Then put it back and broke up with her. (I had good reason to, I'm not that much of a dick)

-I don't let my fat friends sit in my back seat because I feel like they are f*cking it up even if they are sitting still.

-For the first month I owned it, I didn't let people wear shoes in my car.

-I take up two spots in any and every parking lot to avoid door dings.



I'm sure there are tons of stupid sh*t you guys do, lets hear them... (I couldn't find a thread like this, so forgive me if I'm duplicating)

You are too new to make a post of this nature. If you do have a 7K paint job and a bad ass E30, you should be posting pics immediately to prevent massive flaming.

[charlescho]

If OP acts like this now, imagine what he will do when he drives a car worth more than 4-5k

:puppy:

[Lof8]

If OP acts like this now, imagine what he will do when he drives a car worth more than 4-5k

Dude, his paint job alone is $7k. The car is worth more than your life!

[Conki]

-I got in my car, backed it out of the garage, got the mail, and pulled back in the drive way.

I loled when I got here:)

[bmwsone01]

Thread should be called, "Another Bought, Not Built E30"...

[jasonsnoddy]

more than you can afford pal......e30.

[Rodoni]

Thread should be called, "Another Bought, Not Built E30"...

Lol Nels.

[Cabriolet]

im taking two spots right now at work even though i bet i have the oldest car here.
i walk into work backwards.
no one is allowed to eat or have a drink w/o a lid in my car.
i hate speed bumps because my exhaust rubs, so i drive slow over everything.
i rent an apartment because it has a locking garage door.

[BrooklynMW]

I have a fat friend, who also happens to be like 6'6" tall. I cringe whenever I have to give him a ride.

Oh yeah, and you're an asshole.....

[xwill112x]

i park way away, to avoid door dings. but some dumbshit always parks right next to me. wtf.


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everyone hating in this thread, stfu. seriosly. nothing else to hate on so you pick this? calling him him a queer because he washes his car? most of you idiots cant even get laid, let alone have a car thats even worth washing.

[Vince30]

I take up one spot and try to get as close as I can because walking sucks
My car is parked in the street most nights
You will often find it windows down keys in the ignition
I spent $30 to paint my car
My exhaust is to loud
I am always getting pulled over in it
I tell people I own a bmw and they think I'm a spoiled rich kid
Its in desperate need of a drop as I am in desperate need of a job
It runs in the mid 16s
There is way to much slop in the gear box
This is why I love my e30
and a pic

[RickSloan]

I take up one spot and try to get as close as I can because walking sucks
My car is parked in the street most nights
You will often find it windows down keys in the ignition
I spent $30 to paint my car
My exhaust is to loud
I am always getting pulled over in it
I tell people I own a bmw and they think I'm a spoiled rich kid
Its in desperate need of a drop as I am in desperate need of a job
It runs in the mid 16s
There is way to much slop in the gear box
This is why I love my e30
and a pic

this

[Dermeister3]

I take up one spot and try to get as close as I can because walking sucks
My car is parked in the street most nights
You will often find it windows down keys in the ignition
I spent $30 to paint my car
My exhaust is to loud
I am always getting pulled over in it
I tell people I own a bmw and they think I'm a spoiled rich kid
Its in desperate need of a drop as I am in desperate need of a job
It runs in the mid 16s
There is way to much slop in the gear box
This is why I love my e30
and a pic

when i saw your sig, i nearly choked on my female made sandwich. quality post. and the dog is freakin hilarious.