The Official: I love my car soooo much...

[Conki]

I take up one spot and try to get as close as I can because walking sucks
My car is parked in the street most nights
You will often find it windows down keys in the ignition
I spent $30 to paint my car
My exhaust is to loud
I am always getting pulled over in it
I tell people I own a bmw and they think I'm a spoiled rich kid
Its in desperate need of a drop as I am in desperate need of a job
It runs in the mid 16s
There is way to much slop in the gear box
This is why I love my e30
and a pic

The dog in your sig is a character. Lol.

[Vince30]

/thread

[Rsully70sev]

the official 'I'm trying too hard to fit in' thread

Yeah, you're right. I totally came on here to make internet friends. I made this thread because I thought it would be humerous, but a couple douchey "key-board tough guys" who happen to be e30 aficionado's killed it.

If OP acts like this now, imagine what he will do when he drives a car worth more than 4-5k

Funny. However price is irrelevent in this situation. I own a vehicle in great condition for it's age, and in comparison to some of the DUMPS I've seen on here. I take pride in ownership, plain and simple. If you really want to have a dick measuring contest, I'll grab my yard stick and get ready.

Thread should be called, "Another Bought, Not Built E30"...

And you point was?...That I'm fortunate to have enough money to buy one already built in good condition instead of trying to piece together a junk yard heap of sh*t?

calling him him a queer because he washes his car? most of you idiots cant even get laid, let alone have a car thats even worth washing.

This.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs360.snc4/44329_1496070676389_1072748144_31472789_7797729_n.jpg

[Jesse30]

If you really want to have a dick measuring contest, I'll grab my yard stick and get ready.

oh goodness gracious, look at you big boi.

[Jesse30]

btw, you're wheels are fake.

[Stephen]

yea dude. Your wheels. They aren't real.

[HarryPotter]

Holy cowzone.

[Rsully70sev]

btw, you're wheels are fake.

I'm declaring shananiganz.

if people are really getting this hyped up about a forum thread, may I suggest you step into reality, and get a life.

[Stephen]

No, they really are fake

[Jesse30]

says the guy posting about a 3 foot dick on the internet.

[RickSloan]

and if you want reality you came to the right place bud and you came into this reality with the wrong attitude

[HarryPotter]

I almost thought that was egk2's car for a second. Has to be the saddest e30 story I've ever seen.

[Rsully70sev]

says the guy posting about a 3 foot dick on the internet.

once again, it was a joke.

and if you want reality you came to the right place bud and you came into this reality with the wrong attitude

wrong attitude? I thought I would make a fun, funny thread people would enjoy; apparently not.

[HarryPotter]

He's from cali guys give him a break, 7k paint jobs are the norm there. Along with dick attitudes and fake wheels.

[Dawn]

i love my e30 because it's a dirty whore.

i'd rather fuck than wash my car.