The Official: I love my car soooo much...

[Rsully70sev]

I love my e30 so much...

-Every time I drive downtown, I stare at my own reflection in the shop windows. Narcissism?

-I go like 2-3 mph over rail road tracks and speed bumps even if there is traffic; because the E doesn't like them.

-I told my girlfriend we couldn't have sex right then because the E needed a good washing.

-I got in my car, backed it out of the garage, got the mail, and pulled back in the drive way.

-I used my girls toothbrush to clean the nits, grits, and cracks of my rims. Then put it back and broke up with her. (I had good reason to, I'm not that much of a dick)

-I don't let my fat friends sit in my back seat because I feel like they are f*cking it up even if they are sitting still.

-For the first month I owned it, I didn't let people wear shoes in my car.

-I take up two spots in any and every parking lot to avoid door dings.



I'm sure there are tons of stupid sh*t you guys do, lets hear them... (I couldn't find a thread like this, so forgive me if I'm duplicating)

[davem]

-For the first month I owned it, I didn't let people wear shoes in my car.

[Ian Bowers]

You sound like an asshole.

[Danny]

There is already a thread for this somewhere.

[trackjunkie21]

There is already a thread for this somewhere.

Wasn't it the " you know you own an e30 when..." thread?

[quikveedb2]

-I told my girlfriend we couldn't have sex right then because the E needed a good washing.

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-I used my girls toothbrush to clean the nits, grits, and cracks of my rims. Then put it back and broke up with her. (I had good reason to, I'm not that much of a dick)

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-I take up two spots in any and every parking lot to avoid door dings.

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You sound like an asshole.

i'll take sex over washing my car any day, and there is a special place in hell for people who take up 2 spaces on purpose.

[twism]

and there is a special place in hell for people who take up 2 spaces on purpose.

[BillBrasky]

Inb4picsofsomeoneballsdeepintheirexhaustpipe

[Rsully70sev]

lol you wouldn't if you lived in California, girls here hand it out like they've got a pocket full of it. My girl always looks good, the E takes work to look good. And when you have dumb f^ck stoner friends, you start to make rules. there's no telling what kind of mud, sticks, dirt, taco bell, and other misc bullish*t, I used to find under my seat on the daily.

There's no reason not to take two spaces, I'm not talking about in the front where it's crowded, I'd rather park in the back where no one is, and walk the extra 45'seconds than come back to a door dig on a 7k paint job.

[Rsully70sev]

If this is a duplicate thread.

/thread

[Lof8]

pics of 7k paint job?

[chadthestampede]

the official 'I'm trying too hard to fit in' thread

[RickSloan]

if i saw you taking up 2 spots i would take the other half of one of those spots in my e30 and syncro325is would be taking the other half on the other side in his e30 and i'll be damned if you don't have to climb in your god damn window.

overall you sound like an ass

[Pac1373]

Inb4picsofsomeoneballsdeepintheirexhaustpipe

OH snap, Bahahaha

[VicSkimmr]

-I take up two spots in any and every parking lot to avoid door dings.

It's a good way to avoid door dings and a guaranteed way to get your car keyed.