My kids will never turn out this way

[kylebes1]

Good idea: cross bow

[Pedro]

Hurry up and have a kid and then have your kid beat the hell out those other kids. Of course by then they'll have moved on to some other white trash neighborhood and you'll have moved too but hey at least your ready damn it.

[Ducati]

Eurospeed88 let me ask you something...

You know what a pellet gun is? 8)

[AndrewBird]

I have a crossbow you can borrow...

[Digitalwave]

Hurry up and have a kid and then have your kid beat the hell out those other kids. Of course by then they'll have moved on to some other white trash neighborhood and you'll have moved too but hey at least your ready damn it.

His wife is already pregnant 8)

[kylebes1]

get a dog, a big naughsty mean ass dog. don't feed him, keep him tied in the garage, with only water. slip him a horse steriod and kick him often.

leave the door open one day and when the little fuckers come over he will knwo what to do!

[SykoBMW]

I had a Braums strawberry milkshake thrown into my car.

[PanamaE30]

I was playing around with a golf ball in a friends yard, her teenage neighbor was out detailing his VW. I was pretending to throw the golf ball at his car.

Well, on one of my pretend throws, I really threw it, accidentally.

BMW Faithful from early age :D

lol.

[Jand3rson]

The bright, silver lining to this story is my car only has to endure being kept outside for a few more months.

We're buying a house soon, with an AWESOME garage. :up:

[PanamaE30]

Good for you dude. Otherwise I'd be recommending investing in a paintball gun hehe


Now I just need a solution for my car harrassment issue. Check this one out.. think the neighborhood kids are bad? I've got issues with cats; both at work and home.

Friday night I walked out of the office to go pickup my date, and a friggin cat is sleeping ON MY TOP. little bastard. I shooed him off and he slid off the rear window, crashed onto the top of the trunk and then fell to the floor. Unfortunately that's not the only case. I've often found cat footprints on my windshield. So far it's not an issue as they haven't torn the top, but I know it's just a matter of time :(

[Jand3rson]

Ask Jordan sometime about how he dealt with one of the feral cats that was scratching up his car and his mom's M3, and pissed in his car. :D

[PanamaE30]

Ask Jordan sometime about how he dealt with one of the feral cats that was scratching up his car and his mom's M3, and pissed in his car. :D

I'm scared to ask... lol.

oh hell, wtf, here goes:

Jordan, how exactly did you deal with one of the feral cats that was scratching up your car, your mom's car and pee'd in yours?

:P

[e30vert]

Dude, I have had my own adventures with vandalism -see post http://www.r3vlimited.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=16538


. I first posted a good size sign that clearly states NO Tresspassing! Then I took a digital picture of it from the front of the house to show how clear and ledgible it is from the street.
I then installed a full video "infrared (sees in the dark) security surveliance system that records all movements in front of my house. It is connected to the Internet at all time and also allows me to review the video details regularly.

So if something happens and I dont catch it. I just run the recordings back and isolate the event. I can then provide it to law enforcement personel if needed.

I report every issue to local law enforcement so that there is documentation and a "history". That way when I end up capturing someone with my maglite, frozen paintball , duct tape for the hands and feet combo I can show proof that I was targeted by vandals.

Told my fricken dirtbag neighbors that I have installed various security measures including infrared night vision and directed thier attention to the various camera placements and what a surprise - no furhter incidents have taken place since the attempted torching of my vert.

Mysterious huh? In a sorted way I wish something would kinda happen so that I can extract my revenge. "Revenge is a dish best served cold"

Perhaps I will have more action to post in the future , but for now - alls quiet :(

[KDZROK]

Ask Jordan sometime about how he dealt with one of the feral cats that was scratching up his car and his mom's M3, and pissed in his car. :D

I'm scared to ask... lol.

oh hell, wtf, here goes:

Jordan, how exactly did you deal with one of the feral cats that was scratching up your car, your mom's car and pee'd in yours?

:P

He picked it up and dropped it in a deserted field, miles away from civilization and the cars.

Is that the one? I think there is another cat story, but it wasn't a ferral cat, it belonged to the neighbors and lived outside.

He LIKED the cat that he dropped off in the middle of nowhere. lol I will let him divulge what happend to the other...

[Dave]

Ask Jordan sometime about how he dealt with one of the feral cats that was scratching up his car and his mom's M3, and pissed in his car. :D

I'm scared to ask... lol.

oh hell, wtf, here goes:

Jordan, how exactly did you deal with one of the feral cats that was scratching up your car, your mom's car and pee'd in yours?

:P

He picked it up and dropped it in a deserted field, miles away from civilization and the cars.

Is that the one? I think there is another cat story, but it wasn't a ferral cat, it belonged to the neighbors and lived outside.

He LIKED the cat that he dropped off in the middle of nowhere. lol I will let him divulge what happend to the other...

The only good cat is a dead cat.