i found two junked e30 m3s today

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  • DTM190
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Nov 2008
    • 1107

    #346
    Im never going to tell my son the story of "The boy who cried wolf"

    Instead I will read to him the story of "The boy who found two junked E30 M3s"
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    Originally posted by der affe
    first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

    if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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    • zxert
      E30 Addict
      • Jan 2011
      • 444

      #347

      Originally posted by StewStewIloveyouyou
      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah f--- this community its like am making my life with you guys
      And am making my life with you guy too. ;)

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      • flyboyx
        R3V OG
        • Sep 2008
        • 8371

        #348
        Originally posted by DTM190
        Im never going to tell my son the story of "The boy who cried wolf"

        Instead I will read to him the story of "The boy who found two junked E30 M3s"

        hereafter this story can be known as "the boy who cried stewie" or "the boy who cried retard" or "the worthless stupid piece of shit noob who tried to gain respect of his "peers" on this forum by telling a ridiculous unbelievably funny version of the boy who cried wolf, but in reality made himself look 10x more retarded than he probably really is because of said tall tale mixed in with a complete lack of command of the english language."

        you choose.
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        92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
        88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
        88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
        87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
        12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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        • Raxe
          R3V Elite
          • Nov 2006
          • 5346

          #349
          It's not really an adaptation of The Boy Who Cried Wolf. The moral of that fable is "if you lie about something enough, eventually people aren't going to believe you when it actually happens."

          The moral of this story is OP is a lying sack of shit and it'll never actually happen.

          >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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          • flyboyx
            R3V OG
            • Sep 2008
            • 8371

            #350
            well, if it does happen, no one will believe him so it kind of applies. anyway, it really isn't the point. ;)
            sigpic
            Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

            88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
            92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
            88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
            88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
            87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
            12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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            • nomansland92
              E30 Mastermind
              • Aug 2010
              • 1657

              #351
              350 posts, how is this tread still going haha
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              IX being restored here

              Ix turbo build here

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              • Pantless Spency
                It's McRib time!!!
                • Feb 2011
                • 7284

                #352
                It's going

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                • Heysüß
                  E30 Modder
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 911

                  #353
                  i also don't want to read 24 pages, has he posted pictures yet? I'm assuming no.
                  09/1989 325i 4 Door
                  +M30 Swap
                  +Z3 Steering Rack

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                  • KamakaziX
                    R3VLimited
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 2041

                    #354
                    Originally posted by Heysüß
                    i also don't want to read 24 pages, has he posted pictures yet? I'm assuming no.
                    You assume correctly.
                    From The Land Of Sky Blue Waters.

                    Originally posted by lambo
                    Fuck studying. Party hard.

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                    • Aus E30
                      E30 Addict
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 478

                      #355
                      Originally posted by Pantless Spency
                      confession of troll. lol
                      for some reason i just pictured someone confessing before a judge that they are guilty of being a troll.
                      or someone in a confession booth at a church confessing of trolling. hahahha.
                      Haha that recently actually happened here. To actually hear 'Troll' said so much in serious news reporting on tv was a crack up.
                      "two counts of using a carriage service to menace, harass or cause offence."

                      http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news...-1226042048555
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                      Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                      I <3 dead naked girls.

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                      • Butler
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 1613

                        #356
                        Originally posted by zxert
                        Holy shit lol
                        -Nick
                        Originally posted by 87e30
                        First of all: calm the fuck down; second of all; cool story bro.

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                        • DTM190
                          E30 Enthusiast
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 1107

                          #357
                          Another one for "The coat hanger kid"

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                          Originally posted by der affe
                          first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                          if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                          • slammin.e28
                            שמע ישראל
                            • May 2010
                            • 12054

                            #358
                            Herro? Herro?

                            Bump for lawlzzzzz.
                            1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                            • flyboyx
                              R3V OG
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 8371

                              #359
                              instigater!!! about every six months or so, i read through this and laugh my ass off. for shear entertainment value, this thread is unequaled. i wonder what this buttjammer is doing these days?
                              sigpic
                              Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                              88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                              92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                              88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                              88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                              87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                              12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                              • BrownBeanE30
                                E30 Modder
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 965

                                #360
                                Originally posted by flyboyx
                                instigater!!! About every six months or so, i read through this and laugh my ass off. For shear entertainment value, this thread is unequaled. I wonder what this buttjammer is doing these days?
                                +1
                                Originally posted by InuFaye
                                silver is old man color car. you need dat BRO-SECA BLUE.
                                Originally posted by blunttech
                                so true.. never let them know where you live..I almost ended up in jail when I was raping young women on craigslist
                                Originally posted by george graves
                                An S5x is like the girl you want to marry - an m30 is the girl you don't bring home to mom.

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