i found two junked e30 m3s today

[slammin.e28]

I read this thread when life is getting me down and it makes me feel better.

[frankenbeemer]

This rich old lady at our church had a son who went to Vietnam in 1970. He could have gotten a deferment but said it was his duty to serve. Just before he left he bought two new cars, drove them home and parked them in the horse barn. He never came back.

My parents would often send me to her house if she missed church to make sure she was OK. I would stay and listen to her talk about how much she missed her only son. She often told me I looked just like him.

I went to see her Sunday afternoon (yes, she missed church again) and she said she had a surprise for me. I helped her walk out to the barn and there were two dusty cars just sitting there. One had about twelve miles on the odometer, the other had sixteen. She said that she felt she wasn't long for this world and, because I reminded her of her son, she wanted me to have these cars. I said "that's cool bitch, but where are the titles?" She said she had them in a safe deposit box and would be able to have someone from her book club run her by there on Wednesday afternoon and I could pick them up Wednesday evening.

I know they aren't BMW's but they looked kind of cool. I took some pictures with my cell phone, but only got the motor shots, then my phone died. Should I keep these or sell them or what?

[Pantless Spency]

Holy rofl lmao batman.
When I first read it I thought you had said "that's cool bitch but where are the titties" hahahaha

[frankenbeemer]

Holy rofl lmao batman.
When I first read it I thought you had said "that's cool bitch but where are the titties" hahahaha

You're right, that's a typo. I CAN"T WAIT FOR WEDNESDAY!!!!! AND THEN THURSDAY!!! AND THEN, YOU KNOW!!!!!

[CHIF8008]

ohh shoot.... not this again











































:)

[bmwmech1]

At least he put up pictures, lol! Where's the dust, though...



Garey

[DTM190]

The pictures were of the M3 he already had

[frankenbeemer]

At least he put up pictures, lol! Where's the dust, though...



Garey

I made a broom from the hay in the barn and polished the cars before taking pictures. If I had some coconuts, I would have charged my cell phone Gilligan's Island style and finished the photo shoot.

You guys sure are skeptical. If you keep insulting me I may just dip out like the op.

[bmwmech1]

The pictures were of the M3 he already had

Which one... the Bowtie BB swapped E30 or the Boss 429 E30... oh shit, he has both?!?

Garey

[bmwmech1]

I made a broom from the hay in the barn and polished the cars before taking pictures. If I had some coconuts, I would have charged my cell phone Gilligan's Island style and finished the photo shoot.

You guys sure are skeptical. If you keep insulting me I may just dip out like the op.

Noooo... don't dip out like the op, at least not until Thursday, lol!

Garey

[parkerbink]

[deutschman]

I just drove up to the Russian River in CA today to start a week long event at the Bohemian Grove.
As I was driving up to Gurnvill I went past a shop that had 4-5 BMW 2002's sitting in front of it along with a few other classic cars.
These cars have been sitting there for years now. I have seen them there sins I graduated high school in '06.
Think I should go check them out and ask about them after the event is over this Sunday? ;)
Maybe one has Alpina parts and an s14 swap, and the other has an s50 crambed in it....
lol
No but really they are just sitting there.

[frankenbeemer]

I just drove up to the Russian River in CA today to start a week long event at the Bohemian Grove.
As I was driving up to Gurnvill I went past a shop that had 4-5 BMW 2002's sitting in front of it along with a few other classic cars.
These cars have been sitting there for years now. I have seen them there sins I graduated high school in '06.
Think I should go check them out and ask about them after the event is over this Sunday? ;)
Maybe one has Alpina parts and an s14 swap, and the other has an s50 crambed in it....
lol
No but really they are just sitting there.

Cars that actually exist are not allowed in this thread.

[slammin.e28]

I found two wrecked whores sitting on a street corner one night. I kept my distance, but $50 for a BJ was too tempting. Pics up Sunday.

[Kershaw]

when i went to get lunch today i saw this amazing m3 for sale. only $4000. but when i got closer it flew away into the sky!

i whipped out my cellphone and got a pic. which is more than the OP can say.