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This is not gay. It is just different.
Its for those dumb rich farts from the 60s and 70s who became doctors and lawyers, as it was way too easy to become one back in the day. They just need a reason to spend their money.
Recently i've replaced my coffee machine with a new one. The old one had a nice whistling sound as steam was escaping. The new one is more quiet. I miss that sound... I imagine if I had a BMW coffee machine, it would have that sound replicated.
I wake up from my ambien assisted slumber. I get out of my fake victorian themed bed and enter my faux etruscan bathroom to shower. I come out, get dressed and put on my beautifly crafted toupee and take a couple of vitamins just to keep going through the day. I drink my fake, non-caffenated coffee and eat my tofu "egg" slices. I get out through the front door. It's reinforced steel with a wood finish. I get on my silent running car that creates a faux engine sound so that my verile yet impotent-without-viagra self can feel invigorated.
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