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  • Mr. Burns
    No R3VLimiter
    • Aug 2011
    • 3516

    #16
    I grunt and make hulk noises when benching 45lbs at the gym

    same deal.
    Originally posted by flyboyx
    i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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    • Pantless Spency
      It's McRib time!!!
      • Feb 2011
      • 7284

      #17
      gay as hell. thats like a girl who fakes orgasms..... gay.

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      • be34st
        E30 Fanatic
        • Mar 2010
        • 1277

        #18
        Thats just as bad as the IS-F's fake tailpipes.

        This is indeed.

        07 Designio E63 AMG / 1984 318i (M20Swapped)

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        • bimma360
          Forum Sponsor
          • Oct 2003
          • 1939

          #19
          Wow... ok.
          E30 Dinan Turbo

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          • 325ix
            R3V OG
            • Aug 2009
            • 7783

            #20
            Instead of faking it, they should use the sound piping the new Mustang uses so that you can hear it in the cabin better.

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            • thornado327i
              E30 Addict
              • Oct 2006
              • 501

              #21
              It's only natural - pretended engine sounds for pretended driving skills.

              Makes perfect sense to me if you look at the target of new M cars. I imagine this would go nicely with X6 M-power.

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              • ZM Blue Devil
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                • Dec 2006
                • 13836

                #22
                Im downloading on itunes Im going to install on future swaps.
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                • z50_Jumper
                  E30 Mastermind
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 1520

                  #23
                  Fake engine sounds on a fully electric car, maybe
                  Fake engine sounds on a car that already has a rad engine, TOTALLY!

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                  • LivingLegend06
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 1604

                    #24
                    They should just pump the exhaust directly into the cabin so the driver can hear it better.... :)

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                    • GThomas
                      E30 Modder
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 869

                      #25
                      This was the plot to that real bad Vince Vaughn movie a few years ago.
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                      • MikeDE
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 1873

                        #26
                        What's next...a V6???
                        -03/2005 E46 330D Touring 6spd(204hp/410nM) Sapphire Black/Naturbraun Sport...300k KM & 35mpg(mixed)

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                        • bimma360
                          Forum Sponsor
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 1939

                          #27
                          Originally posted by GThomas
                          This was the plot to that real bad Vince Vaughn movie a few years ago.
                          Yeah but at least it was to make an electric car more exciting. This is just ass backwards.
                          E30 Dinan Turbo

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                          • Blackout
                            R3V Elite
                            • Apr 2011
                            • 4125

                            #28
                            This is not gay. It is just different.
                            Its for those dumb rich farts from the 60s and 70s who became doctors and lawyers, as it was way too easy to become one back in the day. They just need a reason to spend their money.
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                            • thornado327i
                              E30 Addict
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 501

                              #29
                              Recently i've replaced my coffee machine with a new one. The old one had a nice whistling sound as steam was escaping. The new one is more quiet. I miss that sound... I imagine if I had a BMW coffee machine, it would have that sound replicated.

                              I'd like that :)

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                              • VinniE30
                                R3VLimited
                                • May 2010
                                • 2113

                                #30
                                I'm a modern man.

                                I wake up from my ambien assisted slumber. I get out of my fake victorian themed bed and enter my faux etruscan bathroom to shower. I come out, get dressed and put on my beautifly crafted toupee and take a couple of vitamins just to keep going through the day. I drink my fake, non-caffenated coffee and eat my tofu "egg" slices. I get out through the front door. It's reinforced steel with a wood finish. I get on my silent running car that creates a faux engine sound so that my verile yet impotent-without-viagra self can feel invigorated.

                                I'm a modern man.
                                Zinno '89 <24v swap in progress>

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