How to tell if a car is straight?

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  • DuMa
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Jul 2007
    • 1101

    #16
    pink wheels, sticker bombed parts, bike rack are usually the indicators that your car isnt straight

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    • Mr. Tasty
      No R3VLimiter
      • Jul 2011
      • 3421

      #17
      Originally posted by ReallyDirtyThirty
      If you can't immediately tell that your car is straight its probably gay.
      ^^^^
      from experience, if there is any question, it's usually not straight.
      2014 Alpine White 335i MSport
      (Daily Driver)
      Full Mperformance Aero

      2007 Black Sapphire Metallic E92 335i (6MT)
      KW V2 Coilovers
      VRSF Catless Downpipes

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      • lolcantturn
        R3V Elite
        • Oct 2010
        • 4588

        #18

        Not straight.












        Straight.
        Originally posted by TSI
        ♫ Rust flecks are falling on my head...♫
        OEM+

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        • slammin.e28
          שמע ישראל
          • May 2010
          • 12054

          #19
          1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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          • mikejungle
            Grease Monkey
            • Apr 2007
            • 361

            #20
            haha, you guys suck for shitting on my thread, but it's funny.
            1985 325e
            mods:
            Powerflex CABs
            MOMO Corse Exhaust
            euro bumpers with BBS front spoiler
            e36 m3 shifter
            uuc clutch stop

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            • QUKBMER
              R3V OG
              • Feb 2010
              • 8178

              #21
              Have a friend drive your car and you drive behind him,if your car dogwalks to one side or the other. ITS BENT !!!!!
              Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

              garage queen 91 bmw 325is / 1972 Chevy El Camino 355 sbc 450hp

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              • Axxe
                No R3VLimiter
                • Aug 2004
                • 3355

                #22
                Originally posted by QUKBMER
                Have a friend drive your car and you drive behind him,if your car dogwalks to one side or the other. ITS BENT !!!!!
                Could just be alignment.........


                Keep it slideways!!

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                • slammin.e28
                  שמע ישראל
                  • May 2010
                  • 12054

                  #23
                  I saw a Honda once that you could see the whole drivers side of the car, and it was going straight, and I was straight behind him. It was bad. You could see all four tires from directly behind him.
                  1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                  • ReallyDirtyThirty
                    E30 Addict
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 449

                    #24
                    I once saw Nickelback in concert. Wasn't nothin' straight about that!
                    www.truegearhead.com
                    - bad decisions & questionable cars

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                    • 325ix
                      R3V OG
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 7783

                      #25
                      Originally posted by lolcantturn






                      Straight.
                      I want that truck!

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                      • SUICIDE109
                        Grease Monkey
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 326

                        #26
                        what if your car is a bi-sexual female?
                        Originally posted by devon.818
                        low key i actually paid attention to the drifting...then saw bouncing tits and went :o
                        Originally posted by devon.818
                        as for a 4hr boner...idk, start using it for things; cup holder, dial the phone, type with it, fix things, diagnose the e30, probe random shit...
                        Originally posted by Mercury[BKM]
                        ...because Machine Gun

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                        • der affe
                          Moderator
                          Technical
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 8452

                          #27
                          No rainbow or pink triangle stick is usually a good indicator it is not gay.

                          If it has one, you should head down to the nearest "men's bath house".
                          seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


                          Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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                          • Kershaw
                            R3V OG
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 11822

                            #28
                            Originally posted by SUICIDE109
                            what if your car is a bi-sexual female?
                            drive it all night long?
                            AWD > RWD

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                            • AsharC
                              E30 Mastermind
                              • Jun 2011
                              • 1508

                              #29
                              If your car doesn't like it up the exhaust pipe, it isn't straight.


                              BUY MY WHEELS! BBS E50s!!
                              http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=275407

                              Originally posted by Lurker27
                              Any man will tell you being blown is better than being stroked.

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                              • Vince30
                                R3VLimited
                                • May 2009
                                • 2318

                                #30
                                Originally posted by lolcantturn

                                Straight.
                                I like asking people with confederate flags why they hate their country.

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