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  • B-well
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Oct 2010
    • 1042
    #1

    the secret is out

    now the world will know lol

    Secret Document Reveals Why BMW Drivers Are Asshats - Jalopnik
    http://jalopnik.com/5869734/secret-document-reveals-why-bmw-drivers-are-asshats
    A leaked document has revealed that the asshattery of BMW drivers may be more than coincidence. Failing to use turn signals, cutting off other drivers, tailgating, flipping the bird and other affronts to road civility have become indelibly associated with the Bavarian Marque. Why? According to the document, it's all part of a totally illegal customer loyalty scheme.
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    • Jafxod
      E30 Fanatic
      • May 2011
      • 1301
      #2
      Im printing that out if I ever sell my car to someone who has never owned a bmw before lol.

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        • B-well
          E30 Enthusiast
          • Oct 2010
          • 1042
          #3
          Originally posted by Jafxod
          Im printing that out if I ever sell my car to someone who has never owned a bmw before lol.
          i read and lost it. definitely going with every e30 i sell

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            • frankenbeemer
              R3VLimited
              • Sep 2009
              • 2260
              #4
              A confession: I haven't hooked up the front turn signals since I swapped bumpers on my beater. Other drivers don't seem to care. I guess it's expected there will be no signal from a BMW. Of course, people following get the rapid fire turn signal.
              sigpic
              Originally posted by JinormusJ
              Don't buy an e30

              They're stupid
              1989 325is Raged on then sold.
              1988 325 SETA 2DR Beaten to death, then parted.
              1988 325 SETA 4DR Parted.
              1990 325i Cabrio Daily'd, then stored 2 yrs ago.

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                • 5Toes
                  Banned
                  • May 2010
                  • 9836
                  #5
                  Looks awfully fake to me...

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                    • Ian Bowers
                      E30 Enthusiast
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 1120
                      #6
                      Originally posted by 5Toes
                      Looks awfully fake to me...
                      You're good. I think you should be a private investigator.

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                        • CHIF8008
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 3447
                          #7
                          was not as funny as i had hoped
                          -FREEDOM- is cruisin at 80, windows down and listening to the perfect song-thinking "this is it"
                          -The Beauty in the Tragedy-
                          MECHANIC SMASH!!- (you all know you do it)
                          Got Drop?? ;-)
                          Originally posted by JinormusJ
                          But of course
                          E30s are know to be notoriously really really really ridiculously good looking

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                            • 10Toes
                              Me Father Was A Tree
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 61222
                              #8
                              Originally posted by 5Toes
                              Looks awfully fake to me...

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                                • e30lov
                                  E30 Mastermind
                                  • Jul 2008
                                  • 1597
                                  #9
                                  I was hoping jalopnik posted about a shitty auto body shop in new jersey. Leaving disappointed

                                  `92 325 vert - `90 325 coupe `99 m3 - Instagram @e30L

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                                    • tg318is
                                      R3VLimited
                                      • Jun 2008
                                      • 2052
                                      #10
                                      ^Fantastic.
                                      Tim.

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                                        • george graves
                                          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 19986
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by 5Toes
                                          Looks awfully fake to me...
                                          Dude.
                                          Originally posted by Matt-B
                                          hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                                            • Mlarsen
                                              R3V Elite
                                              • Feb 2010
                                              • 4082
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by nwvb bmw
                                              I like this.

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                                                • Kershaw
                                                  R3V OG
                                                  • Feb 2010
                                                  • 11822
                                                  #13
                                                  ^ lololol, that is funny as hell.
                                                  AWD > RWD

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                                                    • giantkeeper
                                                      E30 Fanatic
                                                      • Aug 2009
                                                      • 1416
                                                      #14
                                                      lol
                                                      Originally posted by blunttech
                                                      Always Always go for the reach around if there is an option

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                                                        • Jafxod
                                                          E30 Fanatic
                                                          • May 2011
                                                          • 1301
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by frankenbeemer
                                                          A confession: I haven't hooked up the front turn signals since I swapped bumpers on my beater. Other drivers don't seem to care. I guess it's expected there will be no signal from a BMW. Of course, people following get the rapid fire turn signal.
                                                          The only blinker that every worked on my e30 was the rear right and front left. Either because bulbs or wiring. I havent deemed it important to look into it.

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