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    #1

    the secret is out

    now the world will know lol

    Secret Document Reveals Why BMW Drivers Are Asshats - Jalopnik
    http://jalopnik.com/5869734/secret-document-reveals-why-bmw-drivers-are-asshats
    A leaked document has revealed that the asshattery of BMW drivers may be more than coincidence. Failing to use turn signals, cutting off other drivers, tailgating, flipping the bird and other affronts to road civility have become indelibly associated with the Bavarian Marque. Why? According to the document, it's all part of a totally illegal customer loyalty scheme.
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    #2
    Im printing that out if I ever sell my car to someone who has never owned a bmw before lol.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Jafxod View Post
      Im printing that out if I ever sell my car to someone who has never owned a bmw before lol.
      i read and lost it. definitely going with every e30 i sell

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        #4
        A confession: I haven't hooked up the front turn signals since I swapped bumpers on my beater. Other drivers don't seem to care. I guess it's expected there will be no signal from a BMW. Of course, people following get the rapid fire turn signal.
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        Originally posted by JinormusJ
        Don't buy an e30

        They're stupid
        1989 325is Raged on then sold.
        1988 325 SETA 2DR Beaten to death, then parted.
        1988 325 SETA 4DR Parted.
        1990 325i Cabrio Daily'd, then stored 2 yrs ago.

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          #5
          Looks awfully fake to me...

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            #6
            Originally posted by 5Toes View Post
            Looks awfully fake to me...
            You're good. I think you should be a private investigator.

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              #7
              was not as funny as i had hoped
              -FREEDOM- is cruisin at 80, windows down and listening to the perfect song-thinking "this is it"
              -The Beauty in the Tragedy-
              MECHANIC SMASH!!- (you all know you do it)
              Got Drop?? ;-)
              Originally posted by JinormusJ
              But of course
              E30s are know to be notoriously really really really ridiculously good looking

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                #8
                Originally posted by 5Toes View Post
                Looks awfully fake to me...

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                  #9
                  I was hoping jalopnik posted about a shitty auto body shop in new jersey. Leaving disappointed

                  `92 325 vert - `90 325 coupe `99 m3 - Instagram @e30L

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                    #10
                    ^Fantastic.
                    Tim.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by 5Toes View Post
                      Looks awfully fake to me...
                      Dude.
                      Originally posted by Matt-B
                      hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by nwvb bmw View Post
                        I like this.

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                          #13
                          ^ lololol, that is funny as hell.
                          AWD > RWD

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                            #14
                            lol
                            Originally posted by blunttech
                            Always Always go for the reach around if there is an option

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by frankenbeemer View Post
                              A confession: I haven't hooked up the front turn signals since I swapped bumpers on my beater. Other drivers don't seem to care. I guess it's expected there will be no signal from a BMW. Of course, people following get the rapid fire turn signal.
                              The only blinker that every worked on my e30 was the rear right and front left. Either because bulbs or wiring. I havent deemed it important to look into it.

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