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    #61
    Originally posted by Wh33lhop View Post
    Yeah and she's a mirror image, but she's not as skilled in bed

    I'd like to know how you discovered this information lmfao

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      #62
      I just skimmed the thread, but I've gotta say-- since when are women expected to know anything about cars? Maybe it's because it is my job to know how they operate, but honestly I could say the same about most guys. Plenty of people are completely clueless when it comes to cars-- a lot of them are on this board.

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        #63
        *It's too low
        *You drive slow
        *What's that noise?
        *We won't make it up there, let's take my car
        *why are your wheels too far out?

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          #64
          Mine said "What's AC stand for?'' "Airconditioning?" (haha) " "Makes Sense now" She was and the stupid side.
          sigpicDiRTYE30-RALLYE30

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              #66
              Originally posted by series88 View Post
              *It's too low
              *You drive slow
              *What's that noise?
              *We won't make it up there, let's take my car
              *why are your wheels too far out?
              You must drive a VW. It all makes sense now.

              Originally posted by russhixmo View Post
              I'd like to know how you discovered this information lmfao
              If you can't figure it out

              Ich gehöre nicht zur Baader-Meinhof Gruppe

              Originally posted by Top Gear
              Just imagine waking up and remembering you're Mexican.

              Every time you buy a car with DSC/ESC, Jesus kills a baby seal. With a kitten.


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                #67
                My favorite will always be "I thought you drove a BMW?" whenever a girl sees my car for the first time lol

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                  #68
                  [quote=u3b3rg33k;3097680]You must drive a VW. It all makes sense now.


                  Funny thing is one of my cars is a vw that doesn't have fitment issues. ;)

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                    #69
                    Mine always says, "do spend some time with me too when you are free from your cars".

                    I'm an E30 addicted.
                    E30 addicted sigpic

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                      #70
                      Mine just says "your Getrag 240 feels shitty to my T-45"
                      Silly girl, it's a Getrag 260.
                      Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                      This is r3v. Check your vaginal sand at the door.

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                        #71
                        Mine says "why'd we take this piece of shit" every time my car does something funny. But she can spot an e30 almost as good as me and snaps pics of them when she spots them alone.

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                          #72
                          Originally posted by rThor432 View Post
                          I just skimmed the thread, but I've gotta say-- since when are women expected to know anything about cars? Maybe it's because it is my job to know how they operate, but honestly I could say the same about most guys. Plenty of people are completely clueless when it comes to cars-- a lot of them are on this board.
                          Werd. Plenty of awesome girls out there know jack shit about cars.
                          paint sucks

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                            #73
                            Originally posted by livetheride View Post
                            My favorite will always be "I thought you drove a BMW?" whenever a girl sees my car for the first time lol
                            Love that one lol

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                              #74
                              Mine always says something ridiculously crazy obnoxious like "Are you seriously running a dual mass flywheel to an unsprung hub clutch? Why didn't you just buy a single mass and machine it down?"

                              Dumb bitch cause then I'd have to buy a sprung hub clutch!
                              Originally posted by TSI
                              ♫ Rust flecks are falling on my head...♫
                              OEM+

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                                #75
                                riiiiiight.

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