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    #16
    Originally posted by acolella76 View Post
    Best girlfriend ever!
    Originally posted by slammin.e28guy View Post
    Mine says, "Since you bought me gas for the first few weeks of my new job (no paycheck for a few weeks), I'll buy you Star Specs for the M3, e28, and normal tires for the e46."

    I love a girl who knows shit about cars. She even helps in the garage and detailed the e46 Sunday.

    Slammin e28, one luck SOB.
    I think slammin wins this contest.

    Ich gehöre nicht zur Baader-Meinhof Gruppe

    Originally posted by Top Gear
    Just imagine waking up and remembering you're Mexican.

    Every time you buy a car with DSC/ESC, Jesus kills a baby seal. With a kitten.


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      #17
      Originally posted by MattAvino View Post
      marry her now
      pics of said girlfriend driving said E34 M5??
      I have posted pictures before :)


      Originally posted by u3b3rg33k View Post
      I think slammin wins this contest.
      Lulz she bought me a AC Schnitzer steering wheel... but then we broke up. By the time we got back together she had put it back on eBay :(
      -Alex

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        #18
        hahahaha ^


        Bahama Beige E23 Project
        Bluebird Bus Conversion
        New Oregon Trail

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          #19
          Ooops, was laughing at lolcantturn


          Bahama Beige E23 Project
          Bluebird Bus Conversion
          New Oregon Trail

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            #20
            My gf actually wanted to help me completely tear apart a motor so she could learn how it works so she can fix it. She also helped when we hoisted out the motor and she loves e30s.

            -NICK

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              #21
              Originally posted by Balleristic31 View Post
              My gf actually wanted to help me completely tear apart a motor so she could learn how it works so she can fix it. She also helped when we hoisted out the motor and she loves e30s.
              Nice!

              Mine wants an e30, but I have four cars so I told her to save her money.
              1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                #22
                My girlfriend is pretty car savvy. She fixed up a 500 dollar 190e with her father, including paint and an audio install and it's now her dd. she was carpooling back from Tucson once with a few classmates and the male driver didn't know how to change a flat tire, so she ended up having to do it.
                1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                  #23
                  "im going to sell my e30 and buy a honda accord."

                  needless to say, we are no longer together.
                  AWD > RWD

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                    #24
                    My gf likes e30's and points them out quite a lot. I pointed out a VERY nice looking e46 m3 to one of my close female friends and she said "what's so cool about that? it looks just like every other car. You're so stupid vivek. You realize that girls can't even tell the difference, right?"

                    We were also walking up to my dad's e30 (blue in sig) and she'd never seen it so I pointed it out to her among the other cars and she was like "....the broken one?"
                    The first car I ever rode in was an e30

                    Originally posted by Cabriolet
                    Wish you the best and hope you don't remember anything after 10pm.



                    1992 Mauritiusblau Vert
                    2011 Alpinweiss 335is coupe

                    2002 540i/6 Black/Black
                    2003 GSX-R 750 (RIP)

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                      #25
                      My ex once asked me if my e30 was a "drift car".
                      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                      Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                      VANOS: sometimes you just need to go full retard.

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by trackjunkie21 View Post
                        My ex once asked me if my e30 was a "drift car".
                        I woulda punched her in the ovaries.
                        1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                          #27
                          My Girlfriend gets jealous because my E34 is faster than her 06 Civic Si.
                          She's constantly trying to con me into trading cars with her. I decline.
                          I traded with her one time and when she got home she exclaimed "It's like your car was controlling me!" wtf does that mean?

                          She hated my E30. "It's too low, it's too loud. Why does it have to be so low, that's ghetto. Must you do that everytime you go over a speed bump?!, You realize your car is scraping the ground? Let's just take my car."
                          Last edited by be34st; 04-03-2012, 09:02 AM.

                          07 Designio E63 AMG / 1984 318i (M20Swapped)

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                            #28
                            Me and the gf laugh at how much I scrape on speed bumps. We purposely stop talking every time to hear the carnage haha

                            -NICK

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                              #29
                              my girl friend will randomly txt me if she sees a bmw haha

                              she thought 2002's were 202s because i said it fast, it was hilarious to hear her say it.
                              -FREEDOM- is cruisin at 80, windows down and listening to the perfect song-thinking "this is it"
                              -The Beauty in the Tragedy-
                              MECHANIC SMASH!!- (you all know you do it)
                              Got Drop?? ;-)
                              Originally posted by JinormusJ
                              But of course
                              E30s are know to be notoriously really really really ridiculously good looking

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                                #30
                                When I switched i lip to is lip, she said they all look the same without pictures side by side.
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