Dumbest things you've heard people say about/seen people do to their cars

[ajackz]

This rolled into work today. I asked him how much it would take to buy it. He said he has to much time and money in the car to sell it. I told him I liked his wheels and he went on to tell me how its a real Alpina. The hood was just another hood chopped up laid on top. Front valence was self tapping screwed on. Rear spats were self tapping screwed on. He did have a nice wood grain wheel and wood alpina shift knob. His wood grain extended all the way to the spoiler which was raised on wooden blocks then bondo'd. Spare tire well was cut away and covered with particle board. Single tuner style muffler. I really DiD want to buy The car but the guy thought he was sitting on pure gold.

[Wschnitz]

lol those people ^^^

[Holland]

This rolled into work today. I asked him how much it would take to buy it. He said he has to much time and money in the car to sell it. I told him I liked his wheels and he went on to tell me how its a real Alpina. The hood was just another hood chopped up laid on top. Front valence was self tapping screwed on. Rear spats were self tapping screwed on. He did have a nice wood grain wheel and wood alpina shift knob. His wood grain extended all the way to the spoiler which was raised on wooden blocks then bondo'd. Spare tire well was cut away and covered with particle board. Single tuner style muffler. I really DiD want to buy The car but the guy thought he was sitting on pure gold.

It's a euro car even! Shame to see it in that shape.

[Brezzi]

A+ thread I'm dying over here.

my favorite: "that things front wheel drive right?" or "did you know that BMW stands for British Motor Works" <I almost lost it on the guy that said that.

[Gleb]

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[E30_Pare]

Those double wipers for that heavy rain action

[e30Villain]

This car sums up pretty much everything.

[wholethingoff]

Some stupid girls were trying to start their Camry while it was in neutral.

When I was a young boy I thought all cars were RWD. I was so dissappointed when I realized most cars around me weren't.

[lambo]

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I like the wheels...

[E30_Pare]

Some stupid girls were trying to start their Camry while it was in neutral.

When I was a young boy I thought all cars were RWD. I was so dissappointed when I realized most cars around me weren't.

U can start an automatic car in neutral....

[WhorifyingHunty]

I thought this was hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubGo6qLrhNk

[E30_Pare]

I thought this was hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubGo6qLrhNk

A little less love for the e36 & owners alike.

[WhorifyingHunty]

A little less love for the e36 & owners alike.

haha yeah, but those guys seem pretty cool haha :)

[JinormusJ]

"did you know that BMW stands for British Motor Works"

My dad believed this all his life until about 7 months ago

Needless to say when he told me, I did an epic face palm; on his face

[humzak77]

My father was hosting a party, and went to show some of his friends the Garage. Sitting in there was a 02' e46 m3 and an 01' Pontiac Firehawk (which is somewhat rare)... One guy walks in and says that they belong in the junk yard because they are so old. My father was pissed and ready to punch the guy because he worked his ass of to pay cash for both of them when they were only a few years old.