Dumbest things you've heard people say about/seen people do to their cars

[ClayW]

For what it's worth, I just got trashed on Jalopnik for hating what the "Fast & Furious" movies have done to hurt car culture. You read that right: people defended those movies.

[R1ckM]

"Yeah...my 3000gt has the special exhaust button, it has 400hp stock"

[ButtJuice]

A+ thread
Would read again :up:

One of my favorite quotes, "I don't normally work on my own cars, but when I do, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing"

[AntiScope]

So I'm driving with my friend last night (he also drives an 89' 325i) and he says "...Dude. These retards think the engine in our cars is called an M20"

I stare at him for a second and say "...yeah. it is."

".. Isn't it called an E30?"

He was serious...

[AsharC]

So I'm driving with my friend last night (he also drives an 89' 325i) and he says "...Dude. These retards think the engine in our cars is called an M20"

I stare at him for a second and say "...yeah. it is."

".. Isn't it called an E30?"

He was serious...

Lol. People always think my e28 is an e30.

I've gotten "Dude, nice e30! it looks like mine" he had an e30 but idk why he didn't know the difference between an e28 and an e30...

[red_e30]

ill just leave this here

https://www.audiforums.com/forum/off-topic-5/hey-guys-please-help-my-mods-gone-wrong-80267/

[JinormusJ]

ill just leave this here
https://www.audiforums.com/forum/off...e-wrong-80267/

A+ thread
Would read again :up:

[Stanley Rockafella]

ill just leave this here
www.audiforums.com/forum/off-topic-5/hey-guys-please-help-my-mods-gone-wrong-80267/

Classic :)

[nl328i]

Lol, enjoy.

http://jalopnik.com/5974134/the-biggest-modified-car-bullshitters-weve-ever-heard

[MattBimmer]

I am loving this thread!!!

[be34st]

Guy at my work "You drive that black bimmer?"
Me "yeah"
Guy "is it a stick"
Me "Yeah"
Guy "Sweet, Thats cool. I like BMW's. I had a sick E36"
Me "......." *walks away*

[bmw325csi]

I love the e46 m3 (with 325 mirrors?) running 400lbs of boost. Now i know my goal of 350lbs isn't way out of reach.

[JinormusJ]

I will never understand why people think e36s are nice BMWs

Every single person I know that owns an e36 m3 (unless it's owned by an e30 guy) is a douchebag, and hangs out with other e36 m3 douchebags, and attracts e36 m3 lady douchebags who are friends with other douchebags. Then they just pile around in their douchebaggery and celebrate how big of a douchebag they all are

The only reason to own any e36 is to keep the miles of an e30
True story

[lambo]

I will never understand why people think e36s are nice BMWs

Every single person I know that owns an e36 m3 (unless it's owned by an e30 guy) is a douchebag, and hangs out with other e36 m3 douchebags, and attracts e36 m3 lady douchebags who are friends with other douchebags. Then they just pile around in their douchebaggery and celebrate how big of a douchebag they all are

The only reason to own any e36 is to keep the miles of an e30
True story

You would hate the mountain section here lol...

[mkcman17]

every e46/e9x/newer bmw guy:

'i've always liked the e30 body style, i've been thinking of picking one for cheap as a daily. your car would look sick with some BBS wheels.'