Dumbest things you've heard people say about/seen people do to their cars

[kojack]

I have a co-worker that always asks if I'm going to buy a "better" car now that I got my promotion. I might hit him one of these days.

[CrusherCurtis]

^lol

[craiggroves91]

One kid always says to me, "Camber or die"...

Can't handle it

[KamakaziX]

I completely agree. Let's all just drive the same exact car.

You're modifying your car in a way I don't like!?

To hell with you! How dare you!

[MoreMayhem]

I convinced my girlfriend that muffler bearings were a thing. Said I'd replace hers for free if I got a bj. I got the bj

well, I hope you held up your end of the deal. Muffler bearings can turn into an expensive repair if neglected for too long!

perhaps you can make an arrangement to trade regular sexual favors for consistent muffler bearing maintenance.

[325ix]

I don't think I have enought time to show all of my dislikes but ill make it short . My dislikes are.... Every vw from 90 to present, rusted hoods, stickers that state to be "hella fresh" "yolo" "classy" or any stickers in general, queer colored wheels, stretched tires, air suspension, roof racks, over abundance or plaid lumber jack looking material, small pine trees and other mc Donald's toys attached to the rear tow hook, front plate relocated to drag on the ground, and spray painted tail lights black in color

I completely agree. Let's all just drive the same exact car.

[ltz Viper]

"Cadillac Converters"

[dougie30]

Watch people buy M3s with automatics.

This too, what's the fucking point!!??

[dougie30]

I don't think I have enought time to show all of my dislikes but ill make it short . My dislikes are.... Every vw from 90 to present, rusted hoods, stickers that state to be "hella fresh" "yolo" "classy" or any stickers in general, queer colored wheels, stretched tires, air suspension, roof racks, over abundance or plaid lumber jack looking material, small pine trees and other mc Donald's toys attached to the rear tow hook, front plate relocated to drag on the ground, and spray painted tail lights black in color

This sum's it all up for me

[Chriskbmx]

one time when i was working at a resturaunt some guy i worked with told me he was gonna put an srt cylinder head on his single cam honda and was hopin to get around 30:1 compression. i couldn't help but laugh at his ass lol

[ClayW]

I don't think I have enought time to show all of my dislikes but ill make it short . My dislikes are.... Every vw from 90 to present, rusted hoods, stickers that state to be "hella fresh" "yolo" "classy" or any stickers in general, queer colored wheels, stretched tires, air suspension, roof racks, over abundance or plaid lumber jack looking material, small pine trees and other mc Donald's toys attached to the rear tow hook, front plate relocated to drag on the ground, and spray painted tail lights black in color

Wait. Roof racks bug you? Why?

I have one on my 1600 and I use it all the time. I'd love to find one for my E30.

I'm with you on most of the other stuff.

[Cabriolet]

I know some of you guys have gotta have some good stories. Let's hear them!

dude, this is R3v. there's like 40 project threads, and like 20 FS threads and 100 members ride threads of stupid shit. guaranteed laughs on every page. cut springs, rolled cars at 20mph, fishtank heater core, selling broken stuff, painting cars with paint brush, angle eyes, cheap wings, hella-flush and then there is Vlad, king of the eta M3

[CrusherCurtis]

Any bmw for sale ad that says V6 :hitler::

[KamakaziX]

This is my favorite thread so far. It doesn't seem to be the content of what people say that's so stupid, (albeit, it is) its the confidence with which they say it.

It's okay to not know about cars, just don't be so sure of yourself and make an ass of yourself.

That said, I've done that.

[lucidy]

My friend's GF bought a brand new Mazda 3 last summer and...just a month ago she filled it up with diesel. She drove for an hour without thinking about it, even though the engine did not sound normal. When she realized it, she called her BF, who told her to shut it off immediately. She decided to drive another 40 minutes because she was scared of the animals in the woods. :/ ?!?!?!?!?! Expensive bill from Mazda. I have no idea how these things happen.