What would you do?????

[InuFaye]

take a shit on his car.

[slammin.e28]

Gorilla glue inside the seams of his doors. Open them now mother fucker.

[e30mpg]

I approve of this next level of thinking.

i'm only a grasshopper and still need to learn from the Master

[LJ851]

Glue a row of dildos down the side of his car.

That's some next level thinking there. I like it.

I approve of this next level of thinking.

[lambo]

Glue a row of dildos down the side of his car.

That's some next level thinking there. I like it.

[325ix]

Glue a row of dildos down the side of his car.

[2l2ltq]

Rip off the door handle.... wont be opening it that much from the outside. Unless he leaves his car unlocked. Then do both. Cant ding a car going through the window.

[rcsoundn1]

I had this problem, caught them in the act, filed a report with the cops, and her insurance paid the bill. She never parked near me again.

[be34st]

Take a dump on his hood.

[10Toes]

he doesn't speak Englash

Get his ass deported back to the shit hole he came from.

http://www.ice.gov/

[slammin.e28]

Set the Honda on fire.

[mrcheezle19]

get the google translate app for you phone. works like a charm.

[xtos]

Slide a 20 in an envelope, leave it on his windshield wiper, write a note "Kind sir, thank you for not hitting my beloved door anymore."
I bet ya 20, it will work.

[Exodus_2pt0]

And you might also wanna ad a "biotch" there at the end.

:20 second mark.

[Xat1cZ]

Just give him the universal sign for "hey douchebag, if I ever see you around these parts of town again I will fuck yo shit up, then I will spray paint 'mr. glory hole' on the side of your car and I will make it super visible" . And you might also wanna ad a "biotch" there at the end.