What would you do?????

[e30mpg]

I will give him 3 nice reminder and if i see if it happens again, then he's gonna be out with my left/right control arms.

[flyboyx]

invite him to your next gangbang. be careful though, he may try harder to bang up your shit.

[Skunkworks]

a simple HEY MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SEE THIS and point at the ding. I dont care if he speaks swahili he is going to get the point. Or the universal asskicking would work too.

[Exodus_2pt0]

he doesn't speak Englash

Keep an eye on your car when he comes home. When he hits your car with his door, smash his door in with a shovel. That ought to bridge the communication gap.

[Roysneon]

Confront him?

This works for me. A verbal 'warning' could be just enough to make him considerate about not dinging your doors.

If that doesnt work, an ass kicking is always an excellent way to teach a lesson.

This. He has to speak enough English to be able to understand that you don't want your property damaged.

Good ol' ass kicking is pretty universal as well. Where is he from?

[ky0u]

Park so close to his driver's side door that he has to get in from the passenger side.

I wouldn't do anything passive aggressive like that. It rarely changes anything, plus he'd probably just retaliate.

http://www.amazon.com/Park-Smart-Han.../dp/B0006MWPW8

+ camera ...

Agree with this. Camera would be your best bet. Then you have proof and can use it to make him pay for repairs

[Stanley Rockafella]

park so close to his driver's side door that he has to get in from the passenger side.

+1

[Herr Faust Schinken]

make him pay for PDR and if that doesn't work, kill him

[Swanny]

[e30mpg]

Confront him?

This works for me. A verbal 'warning' could be just enough to make him considerate about not dinging your doors.

If that doesnt work, an ass kicking is always an excellent way to teach a lesson.

he doesn't speak Englash

[MR E30 325is]

Confront him?

This works for me. A verbal 'warning' could be just enough to make him considerate about not dinging your doors.

If that doesnt work, an ass kicking is always an excellent way to teach a lesson.

[GrandRoyaL]

http://www.amazon.com/Park-Smart-Han.../dp/B0006MWPW8

+ camera ...

[Swanny]

[e30mpg]

Glue a row of dildos down the side of your car.

i'm not at that level yet

[LJ851]

Glue a row of dildos down the side of your car.