*Sigh* I need to have a little conversation with my local Les Schwab

[lambo]

Uuuuggggghhhhh..... So much justice porn

Edit: six figures sounds a little excessive but if that's what it takes for these assclowns to realize that they need to accept responsibility for their actions and take care of their customers then so be it. Make these fucks pay.

[ninjaotter]

My lawyer and I are communicating via an online chat program so we can talk without letting the Les Schwab guys in on it.

Lawyer: "So if you could upgrade your car to something new, what would you get and how much money would you need?"
Me: "Theres an E30 M3 with an LS1 in it for sale for $30K, and a Nissan Skyline R32 GTR for $27K. Somewhere in that ballpark. Or I could get an Evo for $15K. I could find another regular E30 for $5000 or $10000 that would be sweet. Lots of good options."
Lawyer: "Fuck, is that all? You realize we're going to get 6 figures out of these guys right?"
Me: "So a Skyline...and a house?"

[Xat1cZ]

Fucking A man

[oliver.r]

awesome

[ninjaotter]

Regional manger: "We think $500 is pretty generous..."
My lawyer: "Well I'm charging you $500 for this call, so you're a little short. And that assumes this call doesn't last more than 45 minutes."
Me: *laughing my ass off* (on mute of course)

[travish325]

Cant wait to hear this one

[ninjaotter]

...oh for crying out loud. I'm on a conference call with my lawyer, the local LS manager (that told me to fuck off earlier), and the regional manager (that tried to get me to settle without my lawyer).

I'll have a fun update for you guys in a bit.

[Xat1cZ]

I wouldn't say that something called "Les Schwab" sounds too reliable to begin with..

[mrsleeve]

FUCK Les Schwab. I stay as far away as possible from those jackasses.

THIS. We have several of them around here, and I will never let them touch anything of mine. I would sooner dismount and mount all my tire needs with a mallet and pry bars manually myslef. I wouldn't even take a set of wheels to them in the back of the truck for work to be done on them.

OP: DUDE as much as I hate lawyers and our over litigious society, this is one of those cases where a good legal ass fucking is warranted.

[2mAn]

Fuck Les Schwab. I got a flat when I was moving to Seattle ~7 years ago. I wasnt even out of California yet. I still had over 500 miles to drive. They made me wait a ridiculous long time to fix me up even though I begged to get some special treatment. They weren't doing it right. I refuse to ever give them any business. They ruined your car, plain and simple. Make em pay

[TomSuddard]

So... what does the branch manager drive? :evil:

[ninjaotter]

I have been instructed to say that the location setting in my profile may not be accurate, when I say "my local" I might be referring to any number of possible locations.

And yeah, fuck them sideways. Someone from corporate tried to call me and get me to go without my lawyer and just do this "man to man." I told them that they had that chance, and while they could make me an offer, it needs to go through my lawyer at this point.

In other news, I'm trading my extra plasma TV and a SNES for a 325i shell. Starting fresh...how does satin orange sound?

[4Running Daily]

Sub'd

This gunna be good

[Jand3rson]

FUCK Les Schwab. I stay as far away as possible from those jackasses.

[Thizzelle]

yes add on endangering life and negligence plus all damages repaired by top notch place.