Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Creative ways to fuck up someone's car

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Creative ways to fuck up someone's car

    the moderators and admins of this site do not condone vandalization of other people's property, justified or not.

    thanks for playing
    Erick Mahle | FullOpp Drift | YouTube
    EurostopUSA | Dunlop Tires | Ireland Engineering | EnthusiastApparel | Ground Control

    ..::Support FullOpp::..
    FullOpp Stickers for sale!
    NEW | Enthusiast Apparel T-Shirts! | NEW
    Feedback Thread

    Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
    ...one of the most hardcore E30's around. :D

    #2
    beat his ass
    Originally posted by blunt
    can you get me a deal on cases of their (fiji) bottled water? i wash my 02 in that shit

    Comment


      #3
      He's paying for the damages, right?

      Epoxy his gas cap shut. That'll learn him.
      Originally posted by Gruelius
      and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

      Comment


        #4
        Put dog shit under his door handles. (with gloves on, of course)

        Good prank that causes no lasting damage (at least to the car :D )

        Don't do anything that causes permanent damage to the car. Then you're just as dumb as he is, and also responsible for the damages.

        Comment


          #5
          I like epoxy.



          He is paying for it isnt he?

          Comment


            #6
            cut a watermelon in half and if it's a RWD car, jack the back end up and lower the cars rear 2 tires onto each of the halfs. From what i've heard it's a bitch to drive out of them because the tires just keep burning out on the rinds of the melon.

            Either do that or just beat the kid with a bat

            Comment


              #7
              no man file a police complaint that is the best way.

              Comment


                #8
                put lock nuts on his wheels

                Comment


                  #9
                  If you live in a somewhat rual area, i suggest spraying the car down with "hot deer musk",(which can be purchased at walmart) so that some randy deer will attempt to make sweet, sweet love to it.

                  Comment


                    #10
                    chewed up gum under the door handles also works and is a bit easier than dog crap. This is something I learned from my mother. lol.
                    Build thread

                    Bimmerlabs

                    Comment


                      #11
                      Go get some catfish dip bait or Shad. Put that in the intake grates under his wipers.

                      Until then file a police report and make an insurance claim against him. Make sure and make them buy new parts. Then his insurance will go up.
                      Im now E30less.
                      sigpic

                      Comment


                        #12
                        bubble gum + razors

                        Comment


                          #13
                          Originally posted by E30godz
                          bubble gum + razors
                          Dear god, man!

                          Comment


                            #14
                            Baseball bat to his fucking windshield.

                            -Charlie
                            Swing wild, brake later, don't apologize.
                            '89 324d, '76 02, '98 318ti, '03 Z4, '07 MCS, '07 F800s - Bonafide BMW elitist prick.
                            FYYFF

                            Comment


                              #15
                              Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
                              Go get some catfish dip bait or Shad. Put that in the intake grates under his wipers.

                              Until then file a police report and make an insurance claim against him. Make sure and make them buy new parts. Then his insurance will go up.
                              :bow: Ryan's idea
                              Originally posted by Gruelius
                              and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X