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  • Erick
    Official R3V Drifter
    • Oct 2003
    • 11169
    #1

    Creative ways to fuck up someone's car

    the moderators and admins of this site do not condone vandalization of other people's property, justified or not.

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    • ColdAccord
      R3V Elite
      • Oct 2003
      • 5926
      #2
      beat his ass
      Originally posted by blunt
      can you get me a deal on cases of their (fiji) bottled water? i wash my 02 in that shit

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        • kencopperwheat
          King of Kegstands
          • Oct 2003
          • 14396
          #3
          He's paying for the damages, right?

          Epoxy his gas cap shut. That'll learn him.
          Originally posted by Gruelius
          and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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            • Jand3rson
              Banned
              • Oct 2003
              • 37587
              #4
              Put dog shit under his door handles. (with gloves on, of course)

              Good prank that causes no lasting damage (at least to the car :D )

              Don't do anything that causes permanent damage to the car. Then you're just as dumb as he is, and also responsible for the damages.

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                • bahnfire
                  Wrencher
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 204
                  #5
                  I like epoxy.



                  He is paying for it isnt he?

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                    • LikeCDoos
                      R3VLimited
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2522
                      #6
                      cut a watermelon in half and if it's a RWD car, jack the back end up and lower the cars rear 2 tires onto each of the halfs. From what i've heard it's a bitch to drive out of them because the tires just keep burning out on the rinds of the melon.

                      Either do that or just beat the kid with a bat

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                        • E30ownerwithanopinion
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 1526
                          #7
                          no man file a police complaint that is the best way.

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                            • 325 eta
                              E30 Addict
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 472
                              #8
                              put lock nuts on his wheels

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                                • bahnfire
                                  Wrencher
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 204
                                  #9
                                  If you live in a somewhat rual area, i suggest spraying the car down with "hot deer musk",(which can be purchased at walmart) so that some randy deer will attempt to make sweet, sweet love to it.

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                                    • nando
                                      Moderator
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 34827
                                      #10
                                      chewed up gum under the door handles also works and is a bit easier than dog crap. This is something I learned from my mother. lol.
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                                      Bimmerlabs

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                                        • Ryan Stewart
                                          I Love Miatas
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 8978
                                          #11
                                          Go get some catfish dip bait or Shad. Put that in the intake grates under his wipers.

                                          Until then file a police report and make an insurance claim against him. Make sure and make them buy new parts. Then his insurance will go up.
                                          Im now E30less.
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                                            • E30godz
                                              E30 Mastermind
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 1524
                                              #12
                                              bubble gum + razors

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                                                • Jand3rson
                                                  Banned
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 37587
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by E30godz
                                                  bubble gum + razors
                                                  Dear god, man!

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                                                    • Charlie
                                                      kid tested, administrator approved
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 6686
                                                      #14
                                                      Baseball bat to his fucking windshield.

                                                      -Charlie
                                                      Swing wild, brake later, don't apologize.
                                                      '89 324d, '76 02, '98 318ti, '03 Z4, '07 MCS, '07 F800s - Bonafide BMW elitist prick.
                                                      FYYFF

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                                                        • kencopperwheat
                                                          King of Kegstands
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 14396
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
                                                          Go get some catfish dip bait or Shad. Put that in the intake grates under his wipers.

                                                          Until then file a police report and make an insurance claim against him. Make sure and make them buy new parts. Then his insurance will go up.
                                                          :bow: Ryan's idea
                                                          Originally posted by Gruelius
                                                          and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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