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  • Echo30V
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    That’s completly unacceptable. Maybe Klaus is the bad guy here and he is getting what he has coming to him.

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  • flyboyx
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    I did say “sadly”.

    After all, it is a known scientific fact that T rex’s are....well....hung like an elephant.


    By the way...Francesca has been trying to get ahold of him. Apparently, he knocked her up and she wants to collect child support. Apparently he has been a bit of a dead beat dad. That rockstar life style he’s been leading has made him forget his domestic responsibilities I think.
    Last edited by flyboyx; 01-17-2018, 04:44 PM.

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  • Echo30V
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    All good, but turned ugly on our boy Klaus.

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  • MR E30 325is
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    Originally posted by Echo30V
    Wow, that got ugly real fast.
    You must be new around here.

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  • Echo30V
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    Wow, that got ugly real fast.

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  • flyboyx
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    Sadly, His anus is now officially a tore up cum dumpster.

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  • Echo30V
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    True, I did not want to confirm that whole sordid sex thing but you may be on point. I can neither confirm nor deny.

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  • MrBurgundy
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    Yeah, Klaus is probably a sex slave by now. It's all good, I heard he was into that kinky shit.

    I will pour some gin out in libation for our lost brother.

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  • Echo30V
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    Originally posted by MrBurgundy
    Where's our boy at
    All:
    Sad to report that we have lost contact with Klaus. We know he is still viable but his whereabouts are not known at this time. The last contact with Klaus was yesterday at 3:14 p.m. Klaus was tracked to northern Tanzania in the Serengeti region of Africa. We have also intercepted hacking attempts to decode our tracking of Klaus from sites known as “Bimmerforums,” and “Bimmerfest.” We are also aware of attempts by operatives from these sites to intercept Klaus for their own purposes. Standby for further updates.

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  • E30Riley
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    I'd like to participate. I believe I'd be #42. I'm located in Charlotte, NC

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  • Matt-B
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    On his way to next person

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  • MrBurgundy
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    Where's our boy at

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  • Matt-B
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    PMd next person and waiting. Ill snap a few more pics today and tomorrow and then get him packed

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  • Matt-B
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    Originally posted by moatilliatta
    Louisville, Kentucky.
    i was half asleep, ill fix it lol

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  • moatilliatta
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    Originally posted by Matt-B
    DO NOT SIGN UP FOR KLAUS IF YOU INTEND TO HOLD HIM LONGER THAN THE TIME IT TAKES TO TAKE YOUR PICTURES
    IN OTHER WORDS, IF YOU ARE A FLAKE THEN DONT SIGN UP!


    41. moatilliatta - Lousiville Kentucky?


    Louisville, Kentucky.

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