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    #46
    oh, hell, I looked at that...

    there are a LOT of weeble wobbles in there, and no- one's going in after them.

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    now, sometimes I just mess with people. It's more entertaining that way. george graves

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      #47
      Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
      Is that a belly button or a vagina?


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      oddly, when i came across this, my thought was that she has more "options" than most girls. you never know what you might find in there.
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        #48
        Jesus this thread went south

        Also, I'm pretty sure she has 2 vaginas. Does that mean she could be a part of a 5-some?


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        Originally posted by flyboyx
        I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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          #49
          I use heavy doses of Drakkar Noir for my seduction. It works great....











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            #50

            flybloyx enables me.

            Edit,

            This post next to my avatar makes it look like I'm really into the into the big gurlz
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              #51
              Burgundy you got problems man...you got problems.


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              Originally posted by flyboyx
              I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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                #52
                I'm going to get banned.... eventually...


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                  #53
                  Wouldn't doubt it :)


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                  Originally posted by flyboyx
                  I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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                    #54
                    I blurred it out though, so it's okay


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                      #55
                      I mean hey it's funny while it lasts...also I would debate the amount that it was blurred, but hey, I ain't gonna argue


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                      Originally posted by flyboyx
                      I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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                        #56
                        This isnt something that gets you banned from r3v. This gets you elite status

                        @ Dan, we're still waiting
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                          #57



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                            #58
                            ah damn! laughing so hard i be cryin'! literally! tears running down my cheeks!

                            pretty sure this thread is a toward the bullcrap end of the spectrum anyway. might as well have some relatively innocuous fun. all this entertainment value and we didn't even rip some dip shit member a new a-hole.
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                              #59
                              Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                              ah damn! laughing so hard i be cryin'! literally! tears running down my cheeks!

                              pretty sure this thread is a toward the bullcrap end of the spectrum anyway. might as well have some relatively innocuous fun. all this entertainment value and we didn't even rip some dip shit member a new a-hole.
                              and this is why r3v is slipping a little. I figure if we can at least drag out some smut. the best part will be if Dan IS a man and posts a pic of a smoking hot GF.

                              Do it Dan, I have faith in you. Dont let me and r3v down
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                                #60
                                Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                                and this is why r3v is slipping a little. I figure if we can at least drag out some smut. the best part will be if Dan IS a man and posts a pic of a smoking hot GF.

                                Do it Dan, I have faith in you. Dont let me and r3v down
                                I'm with you simon. personally, i think this thread is a bukaki movie with no jiz

                                edit: yet another warped and f-ed up thought just went through my head: fat girl belly button porn! a whole new genera!

                                i picture some tall, skinny, mullet haired, tatted up, trailer trash white dude squatting down and just slogging the hell out of that thing. Ballsack slappin' good ol' time!!! Yahoo! his payment is probably a little plastic baggie with a couple grams of meth and a case of coors light.
                                Last edited by flyboyx; 03-14-2017, 06:06 AM.
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                                87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
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