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  • IceWhite
    E30 Modder
    • Jan 2015
    • 945

    #31
    Flyboyx, what are you searching for when you find MrBurgundy's type of female. He's probably going to want resize and put her pic as his sig.

    MrBurgundy, you are aware of how big sig pics can be right?
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    • MrBurgundy
      R3V Elite
      • Mar 2012
      • 5312

      #32
      It looks like this is a freeze framed shot from the beginning of a porno, filmed on a tight budget somewhere in the Midwest.

      If I put that pic in my sig, my reputation here would sink further down a hole that's already too deep to get out of. They're going to change my title to chubby chaser......

      So, that being said, I'll consider it.
      Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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      • flyboyx
        R3V OG
        • Sep 2008
        • 8371

        #33
        I b all cryin' 'n shit!

        Lol.

        She was the only one that showed up for the belly button porn audition. I'm pretty sure a woman of that caliber is certainly residing in the south east. Perhaps Crackerville, Florida or Hog Holler, Kentucky.
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        92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
        88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
        88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
        87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
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        • MrBurgundy
          R3V Elite
          • Mar 2012
          • 5312

          #34
          since we've been on this noob girlfriend pick requesting streak, none have delivered, or returned...:puppy:
          Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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          • MR E30 325is
            No R3VLimiter
            • Dec 2008
            • 3299

            #35
            Originally posted by MrBurgundy
            since we've been on this noob girlfriend pick requesting streak, none have delivered, or returned...:puppy:
            It's because they know their ladies have nothing on the beauty in your avatar and they run away, ashamed.
            My previous build (currently E30-less)
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            • ELVA164
              R3V Elite
              • Dec 2011
              • 4861

              #36
              I think it's because it's still illegal to post pics.
              Interested in vintage cars? Ever thought about racing one? Info, photos, videos, and more can be found at www.michaelsvintageracing.com!

              Elva Courier build thread here!

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              • ThatM20Guy
                Mod Crazy
                • Aug 2014
                • 601

                #37
                Originally posted by ELVA164
                I think it's because it's still illegal to post pics.


                Considering how they are probably under aged, that could be a very high possibility.


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                Originally posted by flyboyx
                I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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                • rturbo 930
                  R3VLimited
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 2605

                  #38
                  Originally posted by ThatM20Guy
                  Considering how they are probably under aged, that could be a very high possibility.


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                  Read his post. He isn't young. More likely, I think he came here expecting others to share in his enthusiasm for vintage BMWs, and instead he got children hounding him for pics of his GF. If this were my first experience on a forum, I don't think I'd come back either.

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                  • ELVA164
                    R3V Elite
                    • Dec 2011
                    • 4861

                    #39
                    It gets hard to keep all these gf pic request threads straight sometimes....
                    Interested in vintage cars? Ever thought about racing one? Info, photos, videos, and more can be found at www.michaelsvintageracing.com!

                    Elva Courier build thread here!

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                    • ThatM20Guy
                      Mod Crazy
                      • Aug 2014
                      • 601

                      #40
                      Originally posted by ELVA164
                      It gets hard to keep all these gf pic request threads straight sometimes....

                      Yes indeed lol. Thought this one was one of the other ones [emoji854]

                      Originally posted by rturbo 930
                      Read his post. He isn't young. More likely, I think he came here expecting others to share in his enthusiasm for vintage BMWs, and instead he got children hounding him for pics of his GF. If this were my first experience on a forum, I don't think I'd come back either.
                      Well I mean his last activity was at 7 pm today and he was playing along with it so...don't really see any harm here. Just some good laughs. However I did think this was a different thread lol

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                      89' 325ix Diamantschwarz/Black rattle can...

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                      Originally posted by flyboyx
                      I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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                      • 2mAn
                        SeƱior Mod
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 20143

                        #41
                        Originally posted by rturbo 930
                        Read his post. He isn't young. More likely, I think he came here expecting others to share in his enthusiasm for vintage BMWs, and instead he got children hounding him for pics of his GF. If this were my first experience on a forum, I don't think I'd come back either.
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                        • ThatM20Guy
                          Mod Crazy
                          • Aug 2014
                          • 601

                          #42
                          Originally posted by 2mAn
                          R3V has gone limp.... we are the viagra

                          This is the only r3v I know since I only got here 2 years ago. I kinda like it :D


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                          89' 325ix Diamantschwarz/Black rattle can...

                          Insta: r_moose_w

                          Originally posted by flyboyx
                          I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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                          • MrBurgundy
                            R3V Elite
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 5312

                            #43
                            Another new guy to R3V

                            Originally posted by rturbo 930
                            Read his post. He isn't young. More likely, I think he came here expecting others to share in his enthusiasm for vintage BMWs, and instead he got children hounding him for pics of his GF. If this were my first experience on a forum, I don't think I'd come back either.


                            I would come back.

                            It's painfully obvious that it's a joke. I mean, we're talking about it in the same thread lol...

                            One guy joined and said in his first post that he wouldn't post pics of his girl. I thought that was great...

                            Honestly, this forum got pretty boring compared to how it was years ago. We are just trying to have some fun.




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                            • rturbo 930
                              R3VLimited
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 2605

                              #44
                              I get that, but I used to be on a forum that didn't really believe in moderation, and for the most part it was fine, but there were a few who probably should have been banned a long time ago that effectively ran off 90% of new members. Seriously, two or three guys who did nothing but shitpost and harass new members by being creepy as fuck. Eventually there were no new members. And that forum is no longer around.

                              Maybe I'm just getting old, but these days if I'm new to a forum, and there's no sign of intelligent discussion to be found, I'm out. Think Honda forums.

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                              • roguetoaster
                                R3V OG
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 7758

                                #45
                                Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                                We are just trying to have some fun.


                                This could be the new r3v theme song. It "covers" all of the bases, '80s origins, hipstery-synth remix, based out of Portland, living at your mother's house, posts without substantial meaning, and especially relevant to this thread, hiding women from the rest of the forum. Thanks OP.

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