Stupid Ricer Kids - you guys ever had this happen?

[BimmerBall]

So, I go down to the local Advance a few weeks ago to browse, kill time etc. As I pull in, I see one of those Lancer things with the ridiculous wing and a big Mitsubishi sticker planted diagonal across the hood. I roll my eyes, conduct my business and go home. Today, I went back to Advance (in the 325) for a fuel filter. As I'm pulling in I see the same Lancer sitting out front so one of the employees drives it. I'm picking my parking spot and there's an Advance truck outside and the driver and a young employee are outside conversing. The young employee sees me pull up and starts staring at me...like I fucked his mother, and for all I know I may have I can't be held responsible for my actions when I'm been drinking. I get out and out of the corner of my eye I see him look from me to my car to his ricer and back. I go get my part and come back out and he starts looking at me again, following me to the car and as I drive off. It could be the paranoia in me but I just wanted to go over and armbar the little fuck. I'm like Why are you staring at me? Y'all got any ricer anecdotes? Does this come with the territory of BMW ownership? Discuss.

[Rigmaster]

how old are you?

[JasonC]

Ricers never really give me any odd looks. Just when i'm in my Firebird or Grand National. The bmw they look at it like they wish they didn't buy a honda or neon. And when i'm in my Grand National, the looks are like :shock: :eeek: IT'S A GRAND NATIONAL. (thats from the young and old)

[Jand3rson]

About 3 years ago, in my old E30, some guy in a Ford Escort GT pulls up next to me at a stoplight. It's got a GT-R badge from a Skyline on the back, and your standard-issue aluminum wing. He starts revving his engine at me, and I just started laughing. He got pissed and asked me what I was laughing at, and I said back to him "I didn't know Nissan made a GT-R Escort", laughing as I'm saying it. So he continues on giving me shit, and tells me I'm a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles if I don't race him. His buddy sitting next to him must have had a least a few brain cells left from hanging out with him, and says to him "did you notice what he's driving?" The guy driving goes "whatever, I'd smoke that european piece of shit", stomps the gas, and takes off, about as fast as his little Escort could go. I just sat there laughing, until the guy behind me honked to tell me that the light had turned green. It still makes me laugh to this day.

[kansas-ix]

And when i'm in my Grand National, the looks are like :shock: :eeek: IT'S A GRAND NATIONAL. (thats from the young and old)

LOL

That is nothing compared to the attention I get in Dale Earnhardt Monte Carlo SS, I can hardly park it at Wal-Mart because of all the attention it receives.

[E30 Cabrio]

Try driving a Corvette - every dumb ass ricer with a park bench wing and an ebay body kit wants to race you, and when you hand them their ass, they want to fight.

[Jand3rson]

Try driving a Corvette - every dumb ass ricer with a park bench wing and an ebay body kit wants to race you, and when you hand them their ass, they want to fight.

HA HA HA HA that's fucking awesome. Just ask them, "do you realize I have a fucking 400hp V8 that weighs less than your whole car?"

[JasonC]

some ricers are not what they seem to be. About got my doors blown off by a POS civic when i was in my firebird formula, thought i left him but he was at my 1/4 and i was like WTF, then i heard turbo spool. My car only had a cat back at the time. We had to slow down for traffic so i asked him if i could look under his hood. After he showed me, i thought how long the turbo was going to last with no coolant lines hooked up to it only the oil lines was hooked up. Only seen the car a week after that and then it vanished.

[JasonC]

LOL

That is nothing compared to the attention I get in Dale Earnhardt Monte Carlo SS, I can hardly park it at Wal-Mart because of all the attention it receives.

Thats because Dale Earnhardt is a "god" to most people.(that go to Wal-Mart)

[euroshark]

Dale Earnhardt Monte Carlo SS

I spit beer on my keyboard when I read that. No joke.

I can respect Mr. Earnhardt, I just can not stand NASCAR or the majority of dipshit NASCAR fans...

[shiftbmw]

It could be the paranoia in me but I just wanted to go over and armbar the little fuck.

I think a triangle choke would get the point across better...

[ping65810]

I can definately see where you are coming from, I used to laugh when people wanted to race me, in any of the BMWs I've had. Whats even funnier is when I raced a buddies coworker who is a huge ricer, in his Toyota Paseo all riced out. Complete with spinney hubcaps and all! LOL
Well, I raced him and won- in my JEEP WRANGLER. Does anyone know how slow a Jeep Wrangler automatic is? Yeah, I laughed a lot over that one. You know you are a ricer when a Wrangler wins you by about 4 cars length in a 1/4 mile race!
I don't know....I do get compliments in my e46 from ricers a lot, though. They seem to think that I am some type of a hero that I am 21 and drive a BMW.

[doucy2]

my friends all drive nice-rice like a miata and nissans, they love my european cars, but still unestimate their true power. i guess they'll just have to wait and see when i get something more race worth than my m42.

[permit]

Try owning ricers when you're rolling on Ronal Bears...it's fucking awesome.

[Axxe]

Try owning ricers when you're rolling on Ronal Bears...it's fucking awesome.

I just about spat my juice on the keyboard. They'd be like

I love the 545i, some punk stole the badging off it, so i just cleaned it up, and now it's on winter tires so it looks like a 525i, every ricer wants to run me, i just take it easy with them, stay even, then when they look over like 8-) i'm keeping up with a E60!! Then i just floor it and blow by them like they are standing still. My dad had the dealer put new badges on though :(.