How can you tell between a R3V enthusiast and a BMW owner?

[FredK]

Putting a $4000 engine in a $1000 car makes sense

[Funkmasta]

You would rather drive a 91 318is with 130k on it, over an 07 Honda Civic.

[DEV0 E30]

- You are totally acceptable for buying a car with more than 120,000 miles on it.

To add to this:

Mileage means nothing, when your odometer breaks, you simply shrug.

New BMW Owner:

Mileage is everything, you cry if you don't trade it in for a new one before 50k.

[Farbin Kaiber]

this pwns. thread of the year. hands down best i've read all year. and all so true.

[Turf1600]

Lets try to keep this thread from getting personal

[mikeedler]

you buy a 2000 dollar body kit, but dont care about the fitment of the pieces around it.

[Disaster Inc]

-You say your car is a complete peice of shit to most people, but secretly, inside, you think its faster, handles better than any real sports car.

That one is awesum..

[StereoInstaller1]

This thread is golden!

[Turf1600]

You want people to get banned - but only after having a good time messing with them

[apexede30]

- You take pleasure watching people struggle to find a window opening device for atleast two minutes before helping.

[Major]

- You're the only one in the car who doesn't panic when the sump guard hits the ground.

[Julien]

lets see:
R3V:
-You have IE stage III on order but your glove box latch still doesn't work
-You think it's COMPLETELY normal to pegg out your m20 to 6-7k RPM at everyshift
-You say your car is a complete peice of shit to most people, but secretly, inside, you think its faster, handles better than any real sports car.
-You say hey is patrick or yves there, then when transfered you say "Hey what's up ..."
-You always are on the look out for a good deal on BBS or mtech parts or an m/s50 even though you can barely afford fuel
-Nothing worries you anymore... you have just about every tool in your trunk, so whatever.
-You'd do anything to have a e36/e46 in reality but spend all day long shit talking them
-People in your family/room mates/girlfreinds know the little R3V symbol from a mile away and sigh when they see you on the website for over an hour a day :-/
-You think e30tech is gay

BMW owner:
-You think federer is a twit but bow in front of tiger woods
-You look at yourself while driving
-Your name is Chase, or Bradley
-Your cell phone bill matches your car payment
-You purposefully buy an automatic.

[92 mtechnic cabrio]

- You know how to steal an E30 with a long flat head and a piece of fused wire

[AndrewBird]

- You are familiar with the question "What body kit is that?"

- You get asked "How did you get your hood to open like that?!?"

- You know what a coat hanger and a kick in the stomach have in common.

- You laugh at and are guilty of almost everything in this thread.

[Spiff325iS]

Lmao some of these seriously make me laugh and then cry on how much I love them all...Seriously classic( I would love to quote all previous posts ).

- You think an E30 is superior to any BMW chassis post- E30/E28 because they don't come with factory LSD's unless it's an M.
- You are totally acceptable for buying a car with more than 120,000 miles on it.
- You laugh at people with 10k$+ in upgrades on their car on bf.C when the pictures of their cars burning out still only leaves one tire mark on the ground.

BTW I definitely LOL'd at:
- you feel diving boards are simply not acceptable

So True:
- you lowball all for sale threads

Cannot Agree more! But lets make it 3k$!:
People cant comprehend why you go through tires in less than 10k miles.