How can you tell between a R3V enthusiast and a BMW owner?

[fretburnr]

r3v enthusiasts have parts on their cars that have lived legacies on other members' cars.


...also if you're a badge policeman...

I stopped at chipotle for lunch, and ended up parking next to an e46 coupe, with M3 fender grills, zhp bumper, and an e30-font M3 badge in back. You're not fooling anyone, buddy.

[M42Technik]

You know that synthetic oils aren't meant for 15-20 year old engines and conventional oil should be the only oil you ever use...

[Farbin Kaiber]

You chuckle every time you hear the words "San Diego".

Dirty Breakfast w/ Major Branding. This is up there on the r3v insiders list.

[e30e]

r3v enthusiast - cost of synthetic oil is worth more than all the ETA's here
Bmw enthusiast - cost of synthetic oil is the cheapest service they have received.

[Farbin Kaiber]

-Your MPG Gauge spends most of it's time at 5 or under.

Yours works?

[parisioa]

You know you're on Rev when you crash your Audi, and your coworker JamesC cheers, because you buy an e30 to drive until you get your Audi back.

[M42Technik]

You herd parts for your E30 for when "you'll restore it".

You wait for the day when you can ask Nico for all those parts you've wanted for so long. Felgenman makes you mad.

You chuckle every time you hear the words "San Diego".

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. If its broke, don't fix it until the car won't run.

You have many reasons why the E30 is "Gods chariot".

MikeE30325i, Budget Beater, TEAM SKIDKIDS.

The 318iS is the greatest car ever created. Ever. Even over 325iS cars and many debate threads.

Depo lights? GTFO. Not NOS, OEM parts? GTFO. Reiger GTS? GTFO. Sportmax? GTFO.

Thats it.

[GarrettM]

- You take pleasure watching people struggle to find a window opening device for atleast two minutes before helping.

I always give sophomores and juniors rides home, and it happens EVERY TIME. Same with opening the door. They are soo amazed at the car, they always ask you sure this is an 88? Yea, I'm fairly confident pal.

-Your MPG Gauge spends most of it's time at 5 or under.

[Spiff325iS]

Greatness.

R3V:
- Ask a question, or use the "Search" button and get an answer fairly quickly, after a bunch of low-ball l337 B.S.

BMW Owner:
- Pays 150$ for a walk-around/look-over and is told they have to spend another 400$ to properly assess the situation.

[stevofthahill]

When your car hits 150,000 miles it's just beginning to be "broken" in.

[Julien]

the 1st place you look for parts is the junkyard, you then proceed not to only get parts you need but everything else you can take off the car and resell them to buy more parts for your car.

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHA soo true

[doucy2]

the 1st place you look for parts is the junkyard, you then proceed not to only get parts you need but everything else you can take off the car and resell them to buy more parts for your car.

[s0urce]

You still post on r3v, even after you sold your e30...because one day you'll own another one.

[Car Addict]

You ride in any other car and think to yourself "so suspension does not mean shattering my bones over any bumps?"

but then they take a corner and that thought disappears

[Kruzen]

What the hell is this "Glovebox" you guys keep talking about?

-- You have no use for your glovebox anymore because you put in a badass stereo system that dwarfs the actual cost of the car, but sounds amazing from 100 yards away.