Again...what is with chicks not shaving their arms?

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Skafrog
    E30 Mastermind
    • Oct 2003
    • 1729

    #31
    hahaha!
    I can picture you saying all this and its cracking me up :-)

    NASA MidSouth TT Director / GTS2 #018
    Mods: Coastal PS Fluid, 10w40 Oil
    Future Mods: Bosch Micro-Edge Wiper Blades, Painter's Tape, Spark Plugs, Freezer for Nutty Buddys, Adam Nitti CD's

    Comment

    • bert
      Grease Monkey
      • Nov 2003
      • 306

      #32
      perky tits are nothing to laugh about...

      bert

      Comment

      • Dave
        E30 RAT
        • Nov 2003
        • 11675

        #33
        Originally posted by bert
        perky tits are nothing to laugh about...

        bert
        Amen!
        Current Cars
        2014 M235i
        2009 R56 Cooper S
        1998 M3
        1997 M3

        Comment

        • KDZROK
          Mod Crazy
          • Aug 2004
          • 759

          #34
          Okay okay...


          I dug this one up from the yard...but i am glad I ran across it! I needed the good laugh!

          Men are funny.

          Comment

          • rwh11385
            lance_entities
            • Oct 2003
            • 18403

            #35
            Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
            Where the hell are you that chicks dont nair that shit? Up-Dyke University?

            Here all the girls are hairless below the neck and only wear thongs if they wear underwear, and this is Kansas. Even when it snows they dress like prostitutes.
            THHHHHHHHHHAT'S IT! I'm Transfering.......

            Comment

            • rwh11385
              lance_entities
              • Oct 2003
              • 18403

              #36
              Eric, did you check for an adam's apple just in case??

              Now bad teeth are the worst. Crooked, yellow, I don't think I have to explain myself....And that shit isn't easily fixed.
              Never really before running into as many backwood hicks at our school did I have that be a factor.

              I just assumed everyone who wasn't born with good teeth got braces.


              hahahaha. damn. Saggy tits make me sad. Perky ones....someone else happy. :)

              Comment

              • nando
                Moderator
                • Nov 2003
                • 34827

                #37
                Tue Jul 13, 2004
                way to dig up ancient threads
                Build thread

                Bimmerlabs

                Comment

                • uflnuceng
                  E30 Enthusiast
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 1049

                  #38
                  Ancient thread... but Im pissing myself laughing...

                  For my part I would like to say Fuck you Bert and a big :bow: for having an awesome wife.

                  For me, as soon as the ring went on the finger the fuckin' stopped... the swallowin' stopped... the brazillian bikini waxes stopped... the trips to the gym stopped.

                  Life sucks... that's why I work on cars.

                  Alright, pitty party for me over.

                  Comment

                  • KDZROK
                    Mod Crazy
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 759

                    #39
                    Originally posted by uflnuceng
                    For me, as soon as the ring went on the finger the fuckin' stopped... the swallowin' stopped... the brazillian bikini waxes stopped... the trips to the gym stopped.
                    Actually, that is really sad. :(

                    Your man should always be important enough to please, and look good for.

                    My mom was just saying the other day. You ALWAYS have to look your best for your man. Especially after you are married.

                    I am all for some new boobies and a couple nips and tucks here and there after the kids come. You work to hard to look good. Why stop just cause you bagged the man?

                    The biggest compliment, physicality wise, I could ever get, is a husband that can't keep his hands off me, ever. No matter how long we are married. I intend to make sure that is a reality!

                    You go Bert! Tell her all the time how much you appreciate her hard work. She will continue to reward you. :) Women love validation.

                    Comment

                    • Farbin Kaiber
                      Lil' Puppet
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 29502

                      #40
                      ewe, hairy arms...

                      And yes to looking good for your man, it's important.

                      Comment

                      • Alkasquawlik
                        R3V Elite
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 4557

                        #41
                        How in the fuck do you find these threads?

                        SC*AR

                        Originally posted by JamesE30
                        And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

                        Comment

                        • quikveedb2
                          R3VLimited
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 2258

                          #42
                          holy 2005 bump! did you search for hairy arms or what fk?
                          Originally posted by Dozyproductions
                          You know why you're drinking that Pabst? No its probably not because it was the first beer you grabbed. It's because you're a winner.

                          Comment

                          • daniel
                            R3V OG
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 6703

                            #43
                            Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                            ewe, hairy arms...

                            And yes to looking good for your man, it's important.
                            who are you, bimmer_e30?
                            http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

                            Comment

                            • AbsorbantNut
                              Non faccio funzionare questa merda
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 2491

                              #44
                              Farbin likes teh hairy women. He will later make a speach about it in OT


                              '73 2002 m20 turbo [sold] '87 rat rod 325is [couch modded] '91 vert [daily] '88 325is [spec build v1] '84 325 [spec build v2] '99 323i vert [sold]

                              Comment

                              • ieatpeople
                                E30 Modder
                                • Mar 2008
                                • 883

                                #45
                                first a one year bump, than a 5 year bump. will this thread never die?
                                Originally posted by BillBrasky
                                That's like Vlad challenging Chip Foose to a car painting contest.
                                Originally posted by acolella76
                                i'm pretty sure 'Phillis' is short for syphilis
                                2007 CVPI, stock and slow
                                1994 tercel, 5efhe swap, i/h/e
                                1984 t-type, 5.3/th350 swap in progress

                                My newest addition:
                                Rebecca Arlene, born 4/19/2013

                                Comment

                                Working...