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    When it has just become a normal thing to get a cardboard tray for fast food drinks-__- no cup holders!

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      No matter how sorted all of your e30's are the windshield squirters don't work

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        Originally posted by Wild Ride View Post
        No matter how sorted all of your e30's are the windshield squirters don't work

        This was true for me.. I just fixed mine a few weeks ago

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          Probably mentioned already, but when something breaks or starts leaking, it gets deleted and considered an upgrade as weight savings. ha

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            Originally posted by Justin B View Post
            Probably mentioned already, but when something breaks or starts leaking, it gets deleted and considered an upgrade as weight savings. ha
            I totally do this. Windshield squirters bottle

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              the only safety devices in your car are seatbelts and a condom.
              The day I bought my e30, was the day I became sophisticated and classy as fuck.

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                Originally posted by Aleman View Post
                When people won't pull-up behind you at stoplights, because they think your car is slow, old and busted. On green, you pull away from the light faster than everyone else.

                Then, the faithless buttwad decides he wants to ride behind you from now on. How smart!
                Happens to me all the time. Particularly in the delphin. That color oozes "I'm an old beater" to the uninitiated
                1986 911 Supercharged Frakenstrat/Stripped
                1987 325is Delphin/Black (Olga)
                1988 M3 Zinno/Natur (Elsa)

                Manual or STFU

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                  When you are going be away, you put it up on jack stands and remove some parts so the car thieves will think it's broke down.

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                    Originally posted by obes View Post
                    when you see another e30 and get excited...
                    :thumbup:

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                      Originally posted by ClayW View Post
                      ....you've hit yourself in the face with the shift knob as you were removing it.
                      Ive cracked my windshield removing it.... :D

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                        When you get in your other vehicle and instinctively reach up to press the check panel 'cancel' button.
                        Originally posted by Andy.B
                        Whenever I am about to make a particularly questionable decision regarding a worryingly cheap diy solution, I just ask myself, "What would Ether-D do?"
                        1987 325iS m30b34 Muscle car (Engine electrical phase)
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                        I was born on 3/25…
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                          Lol ^this^


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                            Originally posted by e9nine View Post
                            -You hate your bottle caps and want basketweaves
                            -You have basketweaves and want 15" weaves or some other wheel
                            Halfway through that one lol.
                            Originally posted by dashboardmonkey View Post
                            you laugh at your passenger when they look on the door for the window switches.
                            too true!

                            Also when you turn your lights on as early as acceptable because it just looks awesome
                            Last edited by Sea Aych; 10-17-2013, 07:48 AM.
                            1988 Atlantisblau Euro/Japanese 325i Cabriolet
                            1989 Schwartz 325i - now M50 powered! - now very dead
                            1998 Toyota 4Runner Limited
                            My 17,000km Big NA National Parks trip!

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                              Originally posted by Ether-D View Post
                              When you get in your other vehicle and instinctively reach up to press the check panel 'cancel' button.

                              dude, I just unplug it and check fluid levels every friday morning
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                              2007 Black Sapphire Metallic E92 335i (6MT)
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                                When your girlfriend can find e30's in the traffic faster than I can.
                                2014 Alpine White 335i MSport
                                (Daily Driver)
                                Full Mperformance Aero

                                2007 Black Sapphire Metallic E92 335i (6MT)
                                KW V2 Coilovers
                                VRSF Catless Downpipes

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