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  • ColeTown
    Wrencher
    • Jan 2013
    • 204

    #721
    When it has just become a normal thing to get a cardboard tray for fast food drinks-__- no cup holders!

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    • Wild Ride
      Mod Crazy
      • Apr 2008
      • 739

      #722
      No matter how sorted all of your e30's are the windshield squirters don't work

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      • Redfox
        E30 Modder
        • Jan 2011
        • 834

        #723
        Originally posted by Wild Ride
        No matter how sorted all of your e30's are the windshield squirters don't work

        This was true for me.. I just fixed mine a few weeks ago

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        • Justin B
          Sikky Nar Nar
          • Mar 2005
          • 4273

          #724
          Probably mentioned already, but when something breaks or starts leaking, it gets deleted and considered an upgrade as weight savings. ha

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          • Wild Ride
            Mod Crazy
            • Apr 2008
            • 739

            #725
            Originally posted by Justin B
            Probably mentioned already, but when something breaks or starts leaking, it gets deleted and considered an upgrade as weight savings. ha
            I totally do this. Windshield squirters bottle

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            • Rockwool2117
              Advanced Member
              • Jan 2013
              • 143

              #726
              the only safety devices in your car are seatbelts and a condom.
              The day I bought my e30, was the day I became sophisticated and classy as fuck.

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              • enigmaticdream
                E30 Addict
                • Jan 2010
                • 572

                #727
                Originally posted by Aleman
                When people won't pull-up behind you at stoplights, because they think your car is slow, old and busted. On green, you pull away from the light faster than everyone else.

                Then, the faithless buttwad decides he wants to ride behind you from now on. How smart!
                Happens to me all the time. Particularly in the delphin. That color oozes "I'm an old beater" to the uninitiated
                1986 911 Supercharged Frakenstrat/Stripped
                1987 325is Delphin/Black (Olga)
                1988 M3 Zinno/Natur (Elsa)

                Manual or STFU

                E30 Chapter of BMW Car Club of America
                E30 Oktoberfest 2017

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                • Farwest92
                  Advanced Member
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 192

                  #728
                  When you are going be away, you put it up on jack stands and remove some parts so the car thieves will think it's broke down.

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                  • e34_spangler
                    Grease Monkey
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 314

                    #729
                    Originally posted by obes
                    when you see another e30 and get excited...
                    :thumbup:

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                    • timmyr77
                      Grease Monkey
                      • Jun 2012
                      • 353

                      #730
                      Originally posted by ClayW
                      ....you've hit yourself in the face with the shift knob as you were removing it.
                      Ive cracked my windshield removing it.... :D

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                      • Ether-D
                        R3VLimited
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 2838

                        #731
                        When you get in your other vehicle and instinctively reach up to press the check panel 'cancel' button.
                        Originally posted by Andy.B
                        Whenever I am about to make a particularly questionable decision regarding a worryingly cheap diy solution, I just ask myself, "What would Ether-D do?"
                        1987 325iS m30b34 Muscle car (Engine electrical phase)
                        ~~~~~~~~~~
                        I was born on 3/25…
                        ~~~~~~~~~~

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                        • berlow94
                          E30 Enthusiast
                          • Jan 2013
                          • 1063

                          #732
                          Lol ^this^


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                          • Sea Aych
                            Mod Crazy
                            • Apr 2013
                            • 763

                            #733
                            Originally posted by e9nine
                            -You hate your bottle caps and want basketweaves
                            -You have basketweaves and want 15" weaves or some other wheel
                            Halfway through that one lol.
                            Originally posted by dashboardmonkey
                            you laugh at your passenger when they look on the door for the window switches.
                            too true!

                            Also when you turn your lights on as early as acceptable because it just looks awesome
                            Last edited by Sea Aych; 10-17-2013, 06:48 AM.
                            1988 Atlantisblau Euro/Japanese 325i Cabriolet
                            1989 Schwartz 325i - now M50 powered! - now very dead
                            1998 Toyota 4Runner Limited
                            My 17,000km Big NA National Parks trip!

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                            • Mr. Tasty
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 3421

                              #734
                              Originally posted by Ether-D
                              When you get in your other vehicle and instinctively reach up to press the check panel 'cancel' button.

                              dude, I just unplug it and check fluid levels every friday morning
                              2014 Alpine White 335i MSport
                              (Daily Driver)
                              Full Mperformance Aero

                              2007 Black Sapphire Metallic E92 335i (6MT)
                              KW V2 Coilovers
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                              • Mr. Tasty
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 3421

                                #735
                                When your girlfriend can find e30's in the traffic faster than I can.
                                2014 Alpine White 335i MSport
                                (Daily Driver)
                                Full Mperformance Aero

                                2007 Black Sapphire Metallic E92 335i (6MT)
                                KW V2 Coilovers
                                VRSF Catless Downpipes

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