This is why any deer within 1000 miles of any roadway should be executed via helicopter-mounted machine-gun kill-squads. NO other animal will JUMP out in front of a moving vehicle but deer. They will literally wait there for you, and JUMP out at the last second, intending you DOOM...
Seriously, a tip that might just save your life. If a deer jumps out in front of your car, DO NOT hit the brakes. NAIL the throttle and PUNT the deer off the roadway. If you hit the brakes, you run the risk of it rolling onto the hood, through the windshield, and KILLING YOU. Nail the throttle, raising the front of the car as much as possible, and PUNT the poor innocent stupid animal out of your way. At this point your car is already a goner, and you are simply trying to save your LIFE. Cars are replaceable, YOU are not!
Be safe out there and watch out for those evil fickin deer a-holes, THEY are watching out for YOU! ;-p
Seriously, a tip that might just save your life. If a deer jumps out in front of your car, DO NOT hit the brakes. NAIL the throttle and PUNT the deer off the roadway. If you hit the brakes, you run the risk of it rolling onto the hood, through the windshield, and KILLING YOU. Nail the throttle, raising the front of the car as much as possible, and PUNT the poor innocent stupid animal out of your way. At this point your car is already a goner, and you are simply trying to save your LIFE. Cars are replaceable, YOU are not!
Be safe out there and watch out for those evil fickin deer a-holes, THEY are watching out for YOU! ;-p
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