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  • Kilomph
    E30 Addict
    • Oct 2004
    • 599

    #46
    Originally posted by THATDONFC
    wow great way to thread jack guys...

    I'm no trying to be a dick but can we keep this other talk to pm's?
    Sorry, one last "thread jack" post.

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    Group buy thread started.

    Been on the fence for one of these for the past couple weeks!

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    • shiftbmw
      R3VLimited
      • Oct 2005
      • 2012

      #47
      Originally posted by THATDONFC
      OK so how is it possible for MarkD to make more than 5hp on an m20 with only a chip? You guys have never heard of RMS. I have never heard of MarkD. I'm sure Mark is right on this one. And he has more of a rep than me on this I am assuming.

      Oh and Shift, how do YOU know that this is not possible?

      I've been in the game long enough to have seen that an off the shelf chip is not going to net you a real 30hp extra out of a 325i. Going off the shelf you can't get the max out of each car because you have to have some factor of safety since all engines are not created equal nor are they run in similar conditions. Chip tuning is nothing revolutionary.

      You have come on here claiming "my chips give you 30hp". You then said "I've never tried one, I've never seen a dyno, but I swear it really does". PROVE IT.

      Your next post should be a dyno graph, or you should GTFO. Post the dyno, prove me wrong, and I'll eat my words. Your thread turned into a MarkD group buy thread because nobody buys your bs...
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      "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill

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      • Tbolt
        E30 Enthusiast
        • Nov 2007
        • 1165

        #48
        ^truth, this thread is worthless without dyno sheets.
        Tbolt Division

        All I'm saying dude is that bird law in this country...it's not governed by reason.

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        • THATDONFC
          Mod Crazy
          • Jun 2008
          • 639

          #49
          Originally posted by shiftbmw
          You have come on here claiming "my chips give you 30hp". You then said "I've never tried one, I've never seen a dyno, but I swear it really does". PROVE IT.

          Your next post should be a dyno graph, or you should GTFO. Post the dyno, prove me wrong, and I'll eat my words. Your thread turned into a MarkD group buy thread because nobody buys your bs...

          Ok let me straighten some things out. If you read the whole thread you will see that I was mistaken with the number of 30 hp. I admit thqat I was mistaken but I am not the one coming up with these numbers, my boss is. I'm just forewarding the info to you guys. Then I said that it will benifit 20-25 hp at the crank. Which is not real WHP.

          So before you come on here and tell me to GTFO and that I'm a bullshitter why not save that for a failure. I have not failed yet so you have no shit talking to do here. I am simply trying to provide for my fellow R3vers. I don't care if one person believes me we will see real numbers no later that the 14th of december. However, I will be Dynoing my car on saturday before and after chipped.

          Please guys, don't call me a liar and a cheat and all that shit. I'm not here to fuck with you guys. I'm here to provide for you and get some insight. Not to have people call me a liar. And those were not FOR SURE numbers. They are GOALS.

          Thanks,

          -Chris

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          • Ral
            E30 Fanatic
            • Jul 2007
            • 1486

            #50
            ^^fair enough. Your boss should have recognized how unrealistic those numbers were though. And many people are concerned about longevity as well, which might require compromises that will bring your total gains down. Good luck, we're waiting to see if you/your boss can reinvent the m20, because there's a lot of reputable, smart people working to get gains like what you claim.
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            • THATDONFC
              Mod Crazy
              • Jun 2008
              • 639

              #51
              Yes I know this. I'm sorry for the confusion. But all you guys that are too far to make it to the dyno day will see and hear from guys on this forum what kind of real gains we will see. We are raffling off one chip to an eta owner and one chip to an i owner. :D

              This is us:



              Last edited by THATDONFC; 11-20-2008, 01:36 PM.

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              • Alkasquawlik
                R3V Elite
                • Feb 2008
                • 4557

                #52
                Do you know anything about the long term life/reliability of the chip?

                SC*AR

                Originally posted by JamesE30
                And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                • THATDONFC
                  Mod Crazy
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 639

                  #53
                  I do not but I will talk to the boss and see what he has to say then I'll get back with you.

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                  • NC325iC
                    R3V OG
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 6565

                    #54
                    never gonna happen, please try, but i doubt it will happen
                    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                    Originally posted by TimKninja
                    Im more afraid of this thread turning into one of those classic R3v moments, where Pizza gets delivered.

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                    • shiftbmw
                      R3VLimited
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 2012

                      #55
                      Originally posted by THATDONFC
                      Ok let me straighten some things out. If you read the whole thread you will see that I was mistaken with the number of 30 hp. I admit thqat I was mistaken but I am not the one coming up with these numbers, my boss is. I'm just forewarding the info to you guys. Then I said that it will benifit 20-25 hp at the crank. Which is not real WHP.

                      So before you come on here and tell me to GTFO and that I'm a bullshitter why not save that for a failure. I have not failed yet so you have no shit talking to do here. I am simply trying to provide for my fellow R3vers. I don't care if one person believes me we will see real numbers no later that the 14th of december. However, I will be Dynoing my car on saturday before and after chipped.

                      Please guys, don't call me a liar and a cheat and all that shit. I'm not here to fuck with you guys. I'm here to provide for you and get some insight. Not to have people call me a liar. And those were not FOR SURE numbers. They are GOALS.

                      Thanks,

                      -Chris

                      A couple things:

                      1) Stop. It's clear that you have no idea what you are talking about here. You are trying to market a chip via secondhand, unsubstantiated claims. Seriously, stop.

                      Have your boss provide you with good clean information before you try to explain your product. The more nonsense and hearsay you provide, the less people that will buy your chip.

                      2)I call trying to market a chip without proof of your claims when the results are so easy to verify a big failure. Just because you may not know that you failed doesn't mean that you didn't. You will continue to have failed until you provide a dyno chart, at which time you will likely fail again as your "GOALS" are pretty lofty.

                      3)You're not here to provide for us. You're here to provide business for you. We aren't idiots and realize that if there was no money to be made you wouldn't be marketing your chips...


                      Waiting on dyno chart...(actually I'm not, I don't even own a car that your chip will work in...just would hate to see a n00b get suckered into buying an inferior chip that could even damage their engine unless the contrary is proven beforehand)
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                      "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill

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                      • THATDONFC
                        Mod Crazy
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 639

                        #56
                        Originally posted by shiftbmw
                        Waiting on dyno chart...(actually I'm not, I don't even own a car that your chip will work in...just would hate to see a n00b get suckered into buying an inferior chip that could even damage their engine unless the contrary is proven beforehand)
                        We actually have several successful chips for the s14...

                        Call the shop and ask for chris.

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                        • shiftbmw
                          R3VLimited
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 2012

                          #57
                          Originally posted by THATDONFC
                          We actually have several successful chips for the s14...

                          Call the shop and ask for chris.
                          Prove to me that they are successful via dyno graph. This is the only thing I'd ask you on the phone. Without a dyno plot, there is little chance you've sold more than a couple...no-name chips don't find their way into s14's very often...

                          What power gains do you claim with these? I just ordered an iigo chip 2 days ago for the red car...
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                          "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill

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                          • THATDONFC
                            Mod Crazy
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 639

                            #58
                            Well if you give us a call tomorrow you can talk to my boss and he will tell you all the info you could ever need. Just hear him out. He is a very smart man and he has been tuning BMW's for 15+ years.

                            818-778-6106

                            Ask for Chris (me) when you call and I will give him the phone.

                            Just give it a try. 30 minutes on the phone won't hurt you... :D
                            Last edited by THATDONFC; 11-20-2008, 10:20 PM.

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                            • e30e
                              R3VLimited
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 2176

                              #59
                              30 minutes on the phone is a waste of time with out a graph. How hard is that to understand. Names and experience does not sell software. Data and Graphs do. PERIOD.
                              1985 BMW 325e
                              1997 BMW M3/4/5
                              2007 Chevy Silverado Crew Cab 5.3 v8

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                              • THATDONFC
                                Mod Crazy
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 639

                                #60
                                I know this^^ but he was asking what kind of gains he can expect and he can get those answered by my boss not me.

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