My car got egged tonight. I was leaving my Gf's house when I saw egg shells on the ground. I look at my car (94' 325is) and it was hit in the rear quarter panel. I walk up the street to look at her sister's corolla and find nothing. As I inspected the car, a car pulls up behind me and I get hit in the ass with a egg. I then ran to my car and chase their ass' down the street, flying over speed bumps (the long kind). I eventually end up next to them on the main road. The passenger tries to hide and the driver won't look at me. I get in front of them and the fall back behind me. I then slammed on the brakes causing them to swerve left. I fall back to continue fallowing them. They then try fake me out by acting like they're turning right but then cut a hard left. Their car (a jetta 1.8t) understeers as they turn left placing them up a curb, into a wall, on the opposite corner of the intersection.
I watched their car get launched into the air by the curb, sparks flying out from underneath, and slam into the wall. After that I drove back to my Gf's house where she is waiting out front with a carton of eggs. She was planning on throwing eggs if those guys came back again. I leave her house about 5 minutes later to see if they were still there. The jetta was gone but left a giant puddle of oil, undercarriage plastic, and the lower valence.
I don't think they're gonna be throwing eggs from that car any time soon. If I was in the dirty e30, there would be some definate love taps exchanged.
I watched their car get launched into the air by the curb, sparks flying out from underneath, and slam into the wall. After that I drove back to my Gf's house where she is waiting out front with a carton of eggs. She was planning on throwing eggs if those guys came back again. I leave her house about 5 minutes later to see if they were still there. The jetta was gone but left a giant puddle of oil, undercarriage plastic, and the lower valence.
I don't think they're gonna be throwing eggs from that car any time soon. If I was in the dirty e30, there would be some definate love taps exchanged.
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