Holla holla

[TylerEstes]

Odd, with that 15 minute work schedule you should have plenty of time for wrenching. What do you do for a living?

:finger:

More like 10 hours of work with an hour of commuting, bruh. I sit in a factory at a sewing machine all day and I sew. I work at GE and make air filters for other factories. Other than handling all that fiberglass, it's not a bad gig. Oh yeah, apparently they make fiberglass into fabric and use that to make air filters. Found that out when I started working there.

[Thizzelle]

so he took me serious about e30tech is broke. I'm trina tell a joke

[kevmac858]

But I poped the hood and and an unplugged vacuum hose was staring me right in the face.

ftfy. gotchu brodie.


I too am a typical e30 wangster minus the live with my mom and wear bright shoes. more like i listen to rap and drive an e30 and am in my 20s. I know the feels bruh. welcome to teh r3v, you will fit in fine here based on this intro

[TylerEstes]

ftfy. gotchu brodie.


I too am a typical e30 wangster minus the live with my mom and wear bright shoes. more like i listen to rap and drive an e30 and am in my 20s. I know the feels bruh. welcome to teh r3v, you will fit in fine here based on this intro

Hardy harr harr. I can spelling and I can also grammar. Sometimes.

But yeah, all themz medical bills and such. Pretty lame. But oh well.




Best rap song ever.

[LJ851]

Hardy harr harr. I can spelling and I can also grammar. Sometimes.

But yeah, all themz medical bills and such. Pretty lame. But oh well.




Best rap song ever.

Looks like you need some helps.

[MattAvino]

2nd gear delete option is uber rare.

[Chriskbmx]

2nd gear delete option is uber rare.

is that a euro only option? you might have found the unicorn!

[Wh33lhop]

2nd gear delete option is uber rare.

Weight savings bro. Who uses second gear anyway? I ride first out and sit at the limiter if i'm gonna go that slow.

[Threehz]

I just realized my car isn't an auto, it's just been in 2nd this whole time!

10 hours a day is a vacation in a 5-star.

Replacing the roundel(s) will balance out your weight ratio, add 10-20hp depending on how many illest stickers you have, but cause your tranny bushings to fail.

After you do that, you need to ignore any problems the car is giving you mechanically and focus on dropping it. The spring-delete mod is a common R3v trick, but used IE's, GC coils, or 'bachs will work. Proper height is essential. Cut and re-install the springs in 90° increments until your exhaust scrapes on most speedbumps--otherwise you may as well drive a fucking monster truck bro.

The next step is key, listen carefully. RS reps. 16" RS-fucking-reps. Your car is going to drive like shit until you get these. Make sure to plasti-dip the centers some obnoxious sparkly purple color too. When installed properly with some 215/50/16's it's time to put the finishing touches on your car: fender rolling.

Some dumbasses take their E30 to a shop to have this done, but that's for pussies. Here's a step-by-step:

1. Put on your brightest pair of neon kicks
2. Find a neighborhood with 'meaty' speedbumps
3. You're going to need to swerve into the wrong side of the street right before a speedbump
4. You want to hit the speedbump completely in the wrong lane and have your wheels turned completely towards the correct lane
5. If done properly you'll hear an obnoxious noise
6. Flip a bitch and repeat going opposite direction for other side

Notes
1. Works best at ~50 mph
2. Watch for large rocks and homes
3. The outsides of both front tires should be stripped with 'chords' hanging out, just don't pope you tires

That's all I can teach you for now. Welcome to R3v.

[TylerEstes]

is that a euro only option? you might have found the unicorn!

Oh wait, I think it's because the dude I bought it from hooned it to death and the 2nd gear synchro is so bad that I have to skip 2nd gear. My mistake.

I just realized my car isn't an auto, it's just been in 2nd this whole time!

10 hours a day is a vacation in a 5-star.

Replacing the roundel(s) will balance out your weight ratio, add 10-20hp depending on how many illest stickers you have, but cause your tranny bushings to fail.

After you do that, you need to ignore any problems the car is giving you mechanically and focus on dropping it. The spring-delete mod is a common R3v trick, but used IE's, GC coils, or 'bachs will work. Proper height is essential. Cut and re-install the springs in 90° increments until your exhaust scrapes on most speedbumps--otherwise you may as well drive a fucking monster truck bro.

The next step is key, listen carefully. RS reps. 16" RS-fucking-reps. Your car is going to drive like shit until you get these. Make sure to plasti-dip the centers some obnoxious sparkly purple color too. When installed properly with some 215/50/16's it's time to put the finishing touches on your car: fender rolling.

Some dumbasses take their E30 to a shop to have this done, but that's for pussies. Here's a step-by-step:

1. Put on your brightest pair of neon kicks
2. Find a neighborhood with 'meaty' speedbumps
3. You're going to need to swerve into the wrong side of the street right before a speedbump
4. You want to hit the speedbump completely in the wrong lane and have your wheels turned completely towards the correct lane
5. If done properly you'll hear an obnoxious noise
6. Flip a bitch and repeat going opposite direction for other side

Notes
1. Works best at ~50 mph
2. Watch for large rocks and homes
3. The outsides of both front tires should be stripped with 'chords' hanging out, just don't pope you tires

That's all I can teach you for now. Welcome to R3v.

That's the plan, dudebrah. but fo rillz, no joke, I wantz teh Ronal Turbo ( Blap )

And a huge and retardedly superfluous Yakima or Thule roof rack. Borked transmission? #ain'tcare

Rep dat 121 horsepower, BOIIIIIIIIII

[LJ851]

... the 2nd gear synchro is so bad that I have to skip 2nd gear.

Don't need syncros, double clutch bruh.

[Threehz]

Always loved those turbos, but more so on MK1 Rabbits.

Just make this car a 327i, best of all worlds.

[TylerEstes]

Don't need syncros, double clutch bruh.

I'm bad at driving.

Always loved those turbos, but more so on MK1 Rabbits.

Just make this car a 327i, best of all worlds.

Throw some on a Renault 5 and it'll give everyone a boner.

It's already a 327s. 'S' stands for slow, right?