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  • VacMan
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    Originally posted by hoseklamp
    Random and off-topic. Those two also have to be the most dysfunctional people ever to make a crappy living finding logs someone else lost. I don't get to watch a lot of TV but I DVR this show because watching them fumble around and make idiots out of themselves is highly entertaining...

    Hmm, maybe your post isn't so off-topic after all.

    BTW, may I just point out that this thread has become useless to those of us who want him to continue on in his quest (for whatever reasons we may have.) Please don't drive him back to bf.c. Please.

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  • Bishop
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    Originally posted by mr_naler
    O.o you know, for as many times as people have called him a virgin this is the first time he actually said he's not, instead of "Oh that junk was so like five years ago bro."
    ?
    Look, no one cares if you are or not, just don't make jokes about things you know nothing about. That's all we're saying.

    Now go screw up,... I mean finish you e34 psycho m20 plz.
    Kinda new to be struttin with the regulars eh?...

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  • hoseklamp
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    What a cute father-son picture

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  • mr_naler
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    Originally posted by whatt18yahoo
    not a virgin haven't been for a few years. please get with the pace.
    O.o you know, for as many times as people have called him a virgin this is the first time he actually said he's not, instead of "Oh that junk was so like five years ago bro."
    ?
    Look, no one cares if you are or not, just don't make jokes about things you know nothing about. That's all we're saying.

    Now go screw up,... I mean finish you e34 psycho m20 plz.

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  • JTapper
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    Originally posted by HarryPotter
    You do set a very high pace. Pace yourself. Pace of that of a turtle as the turtle always wins the race. Come to think of it you kinda look like a turtle.

    I just choked on my Hopslam.

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  • HarryPotter
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    You do set a very high pace. Pace yourself. Pace of that of a turtle as the turtle always wins the race. Come to think of it you kinda look like a turtle.

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  • BimmerTim
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    I don't buy it.

    Also, family and pets don't count.

    Pics of said v-card stealing linebacker or GTFO.

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  • whatt18yahoo
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    Originally posted by BimmerTim
    Virgin = No sex jokes

    Capiche?

    not a virgin haven't been for a few years. please get with the pace.

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  • BimmerTim
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    Virgin = No sex jokes

    Capiche?

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  • whatt18yahoo
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    bin didn't get to molest any little boys this week so hes a little cwanky. he needs to go get some porn.

    youporn.com (free FTW)

    bin-
    seriously go get some jergens and go fuck yourself for like 3 days straight

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  • delatlanta1281
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    Originally posted by Bin_jammin
    Actually I don't drink, and haven't for years. I lost a ton of weight when I stopped, so you can take that as advice, tubbs. I also have a clean driving record. I've owned more than 80 cars in my time, the current stable is E30 318i, e34 535i, e39 528i, and 1965 Cadillac Calais hardtop. If I came across a vespa in good shape I'd probably pick it up, paint it pink, and flip it to someone for good bucks.



    And that's so you.

    The funny thing is that you think your ebay parts are going to be breaking records, as if you were the only retard on earth hunting junkyards and ebay.

    Idiot.
    Wow, you are really pricking it up today aren't you? Count to 10 or something.

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  • Bin_jammin
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    Originally posted by whatt18yahoo
    figures the only thing you can drive is a vespa, thats what 9 DUI's for you?
    Actually I don't drink, and haven't for years. I lost a ton of weight when I stopped, so you can take that as advice, tubbs. I also have a clean driving record. I've owned more than 80 cars in my time, the current stable is E30 318i, e34 535i, e39 528i, and 1965 Cadillac Calais hardtop. If I came across a vespa in good shape I'd probably pick it up, paint it pink, and flip it to someone for good bucks.

    Originally posted by whatt18yahoo
    courtesy of urbandictionary.com (a site i use often to decipher what you people say)

    this is definition 2 i'm pasting it here because i find it interesting that the e30 is exlicitly and specifically mentioned in the definition.

    A car that is meant to look like a race car, but seriously isn't. The term is largely used in the E30 community.

    Typically used towards a person known as Dropped325i (see example below)
    Originally Posted by Eurospeed88 :
    Listen, ricetard. Take that stripped-down, riced-out, shit-kitted, weight-reduced, carbon-clad, ghetto-wired, ebay coilover-dropped, automatic pile of junkyard parts with the paper hood and the strut bar that looks like it was a Pabst Blue Ribbon can swallowed by a frat guy then shit out the next morning, strap in with your FUH RAZE spine-crushing race harness, point that 2.5 liters of unbridled SOHC German bronzit fury at the nearest rigid stationary object, and stomp down on the loud pedal as hard as your backwater inbred calf muscles will allow, and take a sugar frosted **** into the next life, because you and your car are the ****ing joke of the E30 community.


    heres the first definition

    To modify your street car with go-fast race parts or other setups which hold little to no value to the driver, but is good for posing. This is especially popular in the BMW E30 community. Similar to rice, except trying to look like a track rat instead of a street racer.

    btw, it can be used sarcastically by people who are actually upgrading their stuff for good reasons in jest towards the people who do it solely for looks.
    Man I just deleted my high beams!!! And took out my passenger seat!

    Dude, that's so FUH RAZE!!!
    And that's so you.

    The funny thing is that you think your ebay parts are going to be breaking records, as if you were the only retard on earth hunting junkyards and ebay.

    Idiot.

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  • ben312
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    Originally posted by whowhatwhere
    What is going on in here. Is the op trying to build a recordsetter m20?
    Yes. With E-Bay parts. The only thing oneoff about his build is the hack job ITB setup. It will never beat any record put down buy the full oneoff m20s.

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  • whatt18yahoo
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    Originally posted by gazellebeigem3

    it's like looking in a mirror


    damn it ... maybe i am george clooney

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  • whatt18yahoo
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    Originally posted by structured
    Listen, whatt18yahoo. Take that stripped-down, riced-out, shit-kitted, weight-reduced, carbon-clad, ghetto-wired, ebay coilover-dropped, automatic pile of junkyard parts with the paper hood and the strut bar that looks like it was a Pabst Blue Ribbon can swallowed by a frat guy then shit out the next morning, strap in with your FUH RAZE spine-crushing race harness, point that 2.5 liters of unbridled SOHC German bronzit fury at the nearest rigid stationary object, and stomp down on the loud pedal as hard as your backwater inbred calf muscles will allow, and take a sugar frosted **** into the next life, because you and your car are the ****ing joke of the E30 community.


    lol great use of misquoting. lol

    Originally posted by BimmerTim
    I feel like I've read that somewhere before.

    i know, right???

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