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  • rThor432
    No R3VLimiter
    • Feb 2007
    • 3907

    #976
    Just posting so that I remember this thread at the end of the day. Looks like it will provide some humor..

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    • whatt18yahoo
      Banned
      • Jun 2009
      • 619

      #977
      Originally posted by makaveli2k
      I'm curious as to why you think this?

      namely this
      Honda's VTEC system is a simple method of endowing the engine with multiple camshaft profiles optimized for low and high RPM operations. Instead of one cam lobe actuating each valve, there are two: one optimized for low-RPM stability & fuel efficiency; the other designed to maximize high-RPM power output. Switching between the two cam lobes is controlled by the ECU which takes account of engine oil pressure, engine temperature, vehicle speed, engine speed and throttle position. Using these inputs, the ECU is programmed to switch from the low lift to the high lift cam lobes when the conditions mean that engine output will be improved. At the switch point a solenoid is actuated which allows oil pressure from a spool valve to operate a locking pin which binds the high RPM cam follower to the low rpm ones. From this point on, the poppet valve opens and closes according to the high-lift profile, which opens the valve further and for a longer time. The switch-over point is variable, between a minimum and maximum point, and is determined by engine load; the switch back from high to low rpm cams is set to occur at a lower engine speed than the up-switch, to avoid surging if the engine is asked to operate continuously at or around the switch-over point. The DOHC VTEC system has high and low lift cam lobe profiles on both the intake and exhaust valve camshafts.

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      • whatt18yahoo
        Banned
        • Jun 2009
        • 619

        #978
        Originally posted by rThor432
        Just posting so that I remember this thread at the end of the day. Looks like it will provide some humor..

        welcome to my hell lol

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        • E-Thirty
          E30 Fanatic
          • Aug 2006
          • 1331

          #979
          Originally posted by whatt18yahoo
          namely this
          Honda's VTEC system is a simple method of endowing the engine with multiple camshaft profiles optimized for low and high RPM operations. Instead of one cam lobe actuating each valve, there are two: one optimized for low-RPM stability & fuel efficiency; the other designed to maximize high-RPM power output. Switching between the two cam lobes is controlled by the ECU which takes account of engine oil pressure, engine temperature, vehicle speed, engine speed and throttle position. Using these inputs, the ECU is programmed to switch from the low lift to the high lift cam lobes when the conditions mean that engine output will be improved. At the switch point a solenoid is actuated which allows oil pressure from a spool valve to operate a locking pin which binds the high RPM cam follower to the low rpm ones. From this point on, the poppet valve opens and closes according to the high-lift profile, which opens the valve further and for a longer time. The switch-over point is variable, between a minimum and maximum point, and is determined by engine load; the switch back from high to low rpm cams is set to occur at a lower engine speed than the up-switch, to avoid surging if the engine is asked to operate continuously at or around the switch-over point. The DOHC VTEC system has high and low lift cam lobe profiles on both the intake and exhaust valve camshafts.
          So your response to why you think "vtec is stupid", is to copy and paste a piece of information on how it simply works...?
          Originally posted by StereoInstaller1
          Do you feel like something is trying to penetrate your butthole?

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          • Lof8
            R3VLimited
            • Oct 2006
            • 2827

            #980
            You continue to reinforce all of the accusations. It is mildly entertaining, but I'm starting to feel a little bad for you.

            If r3v was high school, I'd expect you to come in one day and unload some semi-autos in a blaze of glory.
            S50'd

            Originally posted by TDE30
            What is this faggy shit I have happened upon?
            Originally posted by slammin.e28
            I can always live in a M3. Can't M3 a house.

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            • NC325iC
              R3V OG
              • Mar 2004
              • 6565

              #981
              i disagree i think that vtech is smart, and donkey kong is the greatest game for sega genisis
              Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

              Originally posted by TimKninja
              Im more afraid of this thread turning into one of those classic R3v moments, where Pizza gets delivered.

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              • Bimmerman325i
                R3V OG
                • Dec 2007
                • 6854

                #982
                Originally posted by whatt18yahoo
                Honda's VTEC system is a simple method of endowing the engine with multiple camshaft profiles optimized for low and high RPM operations.
                Since when were camshafts tits?
                2017 Chevrolet SS, 6MT
                95 M3/2/5 (S54 and Mk60 DSC, CARB legal, Build Thread)
                98 M3/4/5 (stock)

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                • whatt18yahoo
                  Banned
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 619

                  #983
                  Originally posted by Lof8
                  You continue to reinforce all of the accusations. It is mildly entertaining, but I'm starting to feel a little bad for you.



                  If r3v was high school, I'd expect you to come in one day and unload some semi-autos in a blaze of glory.
                  lol. Back in freshman year of high school i got bored, (had some family issues) and left home. I dropped out of high school, and got my GED. I went to college before anyone in my class got out of sophmore year. Then I got bored in college and dropped out, I became a cook then became a chef. After a few years of being a sous chef (second in command of the kitchen) I got bored and went back to school, and now here i am

                  Originally posted by NC325iC
                  i disagree i think that vtech is smart, and donkey kong is the greatest game for sega genisis

                  i thought donkey kong was exclusive to SNES...

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                  • whatt18yahoo
                    Banned
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 619

                    #984
                    i reread my entire thread this morning (boring day here at work today) and wow, it's chock full of laughs in some places, kindof annoying in some, and full of information i keep getting asked about. i mean wow. i'm also trying to figure out where some of the pics went cause my ohotobucket account shows some, is missing others, and some of them are like completely missing from photobucket that are present here and vice versa. WTF.

                    oh well, i just got off the phone with a company who makes dry sump systems and looks like i'm going to have some fun in the future. i have to do some research and figure out how to build a pan, but at least i'll have fun. well it's time to go to class i'll be back in a few hours.

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                    • hoseklamp
                      Wrencher
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 214

                      #985
                      Originally posted by E-Thirty
                      So your response to why you think "vtec is stupid", is to copy and paste a piece of information on how it simply works...?
                      Well if nothing else, he has proved that he has the mental capacity to use Wikipedia! It is literally word for word on the DOHC VTEC section on Wikipedia. He was probably talking out his ass, as normal, when he said it sucked, but at least he TRIED to come up with a reason when called on for it. Give the guy some credit!!







                      On second thought, he still doesn't deserve any credit for anything he does...

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                      • SamE30e
                        R3V Elite
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 4319

                        #986
                        Originally posted by whatt18yahoo
                        namely this
                        Honda's VTEC system is a simple method of endowing the engine with multiple camshaft profiles optimized for low and high RPM operations. Instead of one cam lobe actuating each valve, there are two: one optimized for low-RPM stability & fuel efficiency; the other designed to maximize high-RPM power output. Switching between the two cam lobes is controlled by the ECU which takes account of engine oil pressure, engine temperature, vehicle speed, engine speed and throttle position. Using these inputs, the ECU is programmed to switch from the low lift to the high lift cam lobes when the conditions mean that engine output will be improved. At the switch point a solenoid is actuated which allows oil pressure from a spool valve to operate a locking pin which binds the high RPM cam follower to the low rpm ones. From this point on, the poppet valve opens and closes according to the high-lift profile, which opens the valve further and for a longer time. The switch-over point is variable, between a minimum and maximum point, and is determined by engine load; the switch back from high to low rpm cams is set to occur at a lower engine speed than the up-switch, to avoid surging if the engine is asked to operate continuously at or around the switch-over point. The DOHC VTEC system has high and low lift cam lobe profiles on both the intake and exhaust valve camshafts.
                        Nice copy and paste, still doesn't explain why you think it's stupid. It's a smart system and effective.
                        1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                        • Lof8
                          R3VLimited
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 2827

                          #987
                          Originally posted by whatt18yahoo
                          lol. Back in freshman year of high school i got bored, (had some family issues) and left home. I dropped out of high school, and got my GED. I went to college before anyone in my class got out of sophmore year. Then I got bored in college and dropped out, I became a cook then became a chef. After a few years of being a sous chef (second in command of the kitchen) I got bored and went back to school, and now here i am
                          Thats Engineer material right there. I think you should stick to food. Judging by your pics, I'd say you're pretty good at that.
                          S50'd

                          Originally posted by TDE30
                          What is this faggy shit I have happened upon?
                          Originally posted by slammin.e28
                          I can always live in a M3. Can't M3 a house.

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                          • Fidhle007
                            I can fly, motherfucker
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 7209

                            #988
                            I doubt he's even good at food, he seems to know nothing of nutritional value...
                            '89 325is S50 Track Montser
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                            • SamE30e
                              R3V Elite
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 4319

                              #989
                              Originally posted by Fidhle007
                              I doubt he's even good at food, he seems to know nothing of nutritional value...
                              Could have eaten it all.
                              1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                              • NC325iC
                                R3V OG
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 6565

                                #990
                                Kid: Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.
                                Billy Madison: I disagree, it's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
                                Kid: Donkey Kong sucks.
                                Billy Madison: You know something? YOU SUCK!
                                you didnt fall for it, oh well
                                Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                                Originally posted by TimKninja
                                Im more afraid of this thread turning into one of those classic R3v moments, where Pizza gets delivered.

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