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  • Jparkr
    HR Admin
    • Jan 2006
    • 3494

    #1141
    Originally posted by whatt18yahoo
    i assure you my car will never end up in a wrecking yard.

    1987 PRO-3 car /1990 325is (2.7i Concours)

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    • Bishop
      R3V Elite
      • May 2009
      • 4913

      #1142
      I don't like Guinness.. I've had it poured correctly.

      PM me for detailing services in the Longmont / Boulder Area in Colorado!
      Originally posted by DTM190
      "fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"

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      • HarryPotter
        No R3VLimiter
        • Jan 2010
        • 3642

        #1143
        guines as you spell it, is fucking disgusting, has the same viscosity as cough syrup.


        "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

        John F. Kennedy

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        • Bimmerman325i
          R3V OG
          • Dec 2007
          • 6854

          #1144
          Originally posted by Jparkr
          I want everyone to help out with this...
          Yep! he would like us to prove to him that he says incorrect/stupid things. Go grab your favorite. ill start.
          I'll play. Can you ban this fool?

          Originally posted by whatt18yahoo
          you evidently do not realize that with an aggressive head job, cams, and huge cr pistons, and a supportive fuel system anything is possible.
          Originally posted by whatt18yahoo
          dry sump helps
          ^In reference to how you can get "425 REAL rwhp" out of a built S38.

          Originally posted by whatt18yahoo
          what do you mean? it's free flow from the cat back i picked up some serious hp - probly 20 hp at the wheels plus its a preamptive setup for my tubo setup which is going together in like 2 weeks
          I'm having far too much fun doing this. I'm also an engineer.......aaaaahahahahahaha

          Originally posted by whatt18yahoo
          you guys are mechanics at best not engineers so why would you question what the engineers have to say?
          ^ considering how many Mech E and other Engineers are on this forum, this is amusing. Even the non-engineers on this forum know more than he does.....one doesn't have to be an engineer to tune or mod cars.

          Originally posted by whatt18yahoo
          if it weren't for all the prereqs and dynamics classes i'd be done in 2 semesters if that long

          its just so much math -algebra calulus trig, etc etc

          dynamics-thermal, metal, fluid etc etc

          i just wanna build something ahhhhhhhhhhh


          and thats just the motorsports shit
          ^omg teh algebraz?

          Originally posted by whatt18yahoo
          BIN

          IUPUI is a state college dumbass

          and you are a mechanic not an engineer if you were you'd understand things like stress levels and why it's a better idea to have something cast in an inconvenient place with higher fatigue forgiveness as opposed to elsewhere. grow up admit your defeat and log back on in a few days with a new attitude.
          ^this means nothing, it just sounds like it does.
          Last edited by Bimmerman325i; 02-24-2010, 03:41 PM.
          2017 Chevrolet SS, 6MT
          95 M3/2/5 (S54 and Mk60 DSC, CARB legal, Build Thread)
          98 M3/4/5 (stock)

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          • Fidhle007
            I can fly, motherfucker
            • Oct 2005
            • 7209

            #1145
            I'm convinced he's obsessed with Dry Sumps and I may have figured out the reason: He's a virgin and has probably only Dry Humped so therefore the thought of a Dry Sump arouses some sort of weird, freaky sexual memory of his stepmother...
            '89 325is S50 Track Montser
            '04 X5 Daily/Tow Vehicle

            http://www.avarestoration.com

            http://www.myspace.com/brendanfiddle


            Click here if you want to be my zombie slave...

            http://www.youtube.com/user/Fidhle007

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            • ortholithiation
              Advanced Member
              • Dec 2009
              • 181

              #1146
              Guinness. The stuff is like liquid bread. You get fat drinking it every day, no matter how you pour it.

              How much money have you spent on this car to date? I would be surprised if you could not have bought a used rustang gt or even an older corvette. Both of which are great for doing donuts in the parking lot.

              What’s worse is that you are going to keep putting money into your cum dumpster Natalie and be broke going into your 30’s.

              Most people figure this out when they are 17-18.

              Save your money, I heard bypasses are expensive.

              Oh and I very much doubt that an engineer would say “math can sometimes deceive you.”
              Last edited by ortholithiation; 02-24-2010, 07:47 PM.

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              • 5KWattson
                E30 Modder
                • Apr 2009
                • 809

                #1147
                i cant believe this guy is still a member here...i also cant believe i just actually tried to read this entire thread. i think natural selection was mentioned before here...some how this idiot has been missed by it...i hope that ebay turbo kills him so i dont have to see this stupid "my own personal hell" thread come up anymore



                pandas...fuck em
                "God created turbo lag to give V8's a chance" Taylor D.

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                • Iain
                  R3VLimited
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 2815

                  #1148
                  Guinness is not a beer and should not be compared to ales lagers bocks and porters. It does not surprise me to learn the OP doesn't know what he's talking about with his drink, when he can't get women or automobiles right... Or even social interaction.

                  I call for a motion of "shut the fuck up, Donny"
                  Pork Hunt Motorsport

                  eBay is like the summit racing catalog for today's special Olympics crowd

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                  • straight6pwr
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 3450

                    #1149
                    Guinness is delicious.

                    if you say Miller or Budweiser ill slap the shit out of you.

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                    • ck_taft325is
                      R3V OG
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 6880

                      #1150
                      This ENTIRE thread is full of this jack asses, jack assery.

                      Ban.

                      /Thread.
                      Need a part? PM me.

                      Get your Bass on. Luke's r3v Boxes are here: http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=198123

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                      • accident
                        R3V OG
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 7303

                        #1151
                        Drop the hammer Jparkr!

                        Originally posted by ROLLingKING
                        i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
                        Originally posted by slammin.e28
                        Moral of this story?

                        If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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                        • Fidhle007
                          I can fly, motherfucker
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 7209

                          #1152
                          Nah, don't ban him yet, I want to see what becomes of this build. If you could confine his posting to this thread and this thread only that would be amusing though!
                          '89 325is S50 Track Montser
                          '04 X5 Daily/Tow Vehicle

                          http://www.avarestoration.com

                          http://www.myspace.com/brendanfiddle


                          Click here if you want to be my zombie slave...

                          http://www.youtube.com/user/Fidhle007

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                          • decay
                            R3V Elite
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 5637

                            #1153
                            Originally posted by Jparkr
                            Yep! he would like us to prove to him that he says incorrect/stupid things. Go grab your favorite.
                            this is right up there with the ancient thread about a guy trying to extrude-hone a running audi engine with a bag of sand:

                            In the process of this build I will probably use an angle grinder and shave some weight off of crank, harmonic balancer and flywheel.
                            absolutely my favorite, and i am temporarily believing in god just so i can pray he does it.
                            past:
                            1989 325is (learner shitbox)
                            1986 325e (turbo dorito)
                            1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
                            1985 323i baur
                            current:
                            1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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                            • Jparkr
                              HR Admin
                              • Jan 2006
                              • 3494

                              #1154
                              He will not be banned for now. and we will be attempting to confine all his posts to this thread only so his stupidity can not spread like a wild fire. The last thing we need are more of the retards on here thinking they are engineers too.

                              1987 PRO-3 car /1990 325is (2.7i Concours)

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                              • ck_taft325is
                                R3V OG
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 6880

                                #1155
                                Originally posted by dk
                                this is right up there with the ancient thread about a guy trying to extrude-hone a running audi engine with a bag of sand:



                                absolutely my favorite, and i am temporarily believing in god just so i can pray he does it.

                                This whole quote is full of awesome
                                Need a part? PM me.

                                Get your Bass on. Luke's r3v Boxes are here: http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=198123

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