"Your Momma"

[Jon325i]

Yo mama so ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."

Yo mam is so stupid - I just aks her about her X-Men and she said: "Well, my first baby's daddy was Jimmy...and I still see Johnny on Fridays...."

[trashcop 80s 80s]

[Peterkaczynski]

^ thats messed up












i lol'd

[bergie_318is]

1) your mumma has seen more helmets than hitler

2) your mumma has a box like a badly packed kebab

3) your mumma has a face like a painters radio

4) your mumma's got a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles like a hippos yawn

5) your mumma's been shot over more times that baghdad

6) your mumma's handeled more balls than Adam Gilchrist

7) your mumma's got piss flaps like a guttered trout.

8) your mumma's seen more stiffs than the morgue

9) your mum's been cocked more times than john waynes shotgun

10) your mummas so ugly not even the tide would take her out.

[StereoInstaller1]

1)
10) your mummas so ugly not even the tide would take her out.

that

[Red88]

10) your mummas so ugly not even the tide would take her out.

I lol'd. Hard.

yo mamma so fat she tried to bungee jump in the Grand Canyon and she got stuck.

[daniel]

yo momma's so nice that one time she took me out for dinner and paid for the whole thing.

SNAP

[Collin]

CtrlC + CtrlV FTW!

Like I'm about to type all that shit out.

Diabetes joke was all me though.

[jmairs]

Yo' momma so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

[asuj158]

me: oh yea well i fucked your mom
other kid: my mom is dead
me: yea cuz i fucked her so hard