Brand spanking new Airbus 340-600 destroyed on teh ground

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  • parkerbink
    R3V OG
    • Jun 2004
    • 10134

    #1

    Brand spanking new Airbus 340-600 destroyed on teh ground

    A brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever built, sat in its hangar in Toulouse, France without having logged a single hour of airtime.







    Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine runups, before scheduled delivery of the aircraft to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi.














    The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area. Then they took all four engines to full takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft. They hadn't read the run-up manuals, so they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 is.



    The takeoff warning horn started blaring away in the cockpit because they had all four engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to takeoff but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc.) Then one of the ADAT crew pulled the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor, silencing the alarm.


    That fooled the aircraft into thinking it was in the air.
    The computers automatically released all the brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward. The ADAT crew had no idea that this was a safety feature to prevent pilots from landing with the brakes on.


    Not one member of the seven-man ADAT crew was smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting.



    The $200 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totaling it.
    The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown, for there has been a news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere. Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.









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  • Dillinger
    Wrencher
    • Mar 2009
    • 285

    #2
    When did this happen?

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    • Collin
      E30 Mastermind
      • Aug 2008
      • 1736

      #3
      Holy fucking wow. What a shame to waste such a cool airplane.
      The Keystone Killers

      Originally posted by Cabriolet
      With 73k+ post, you'd think he'd have learned a little about life.

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      • parkerbink
        R3V OG
        • Jun 2004
        • 10134

        #4
        Not sure but here is Snopes take on it.

        Photographs show an Airbus 340 that crashed into a wall during engine testing after technicians overrode a safety feature?

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        • joshh
          R3V OG
          • Aug 2004
          • 6195

          #5
          I don't see the problem.
          Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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          • dashboardmonkey
            FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
            • Jun 2008
            • 6158

            #6
            Wow
            -Andy

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            • Turf1600
              R3V OG
              • Nov 2006
              • 9815

              #7
              I think they did it for the lullz
              "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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              • Maluco
                R3V OG
                • Oct 2005
                • 6572

                #8
                welcome to 2007, please take your seats and fasten your seatbelts, the emergency exits are located blah blah blah...

                and:

                Photographs show an Airbus 340 that crashed into a wall during engine testing after technicians overrode a safety feature?

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                • parkerbink
                  R3V OG
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 10134

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Maluco
                  welcome to 2007, please take your seats and fasten your seatbelts, the emergency exits are located blah blah blah...

                  and:

                  http://www.snopes.com/photos/airplane/etihad.asp

                  See post #4 reposter.

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                  • h0lmes

                    #10
                    Not the largest passenger plane ever built.

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                    • Dillinger
                      Wrencher
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 285

                      #11
                      Part out! dibs on one of those engines.

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                      • SamE30e
                        R3V Elite
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 4319

                        #12
                        A380 is the largest, but this is still a big plane!

                        Genius I tell ya.
                        1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                        • Jon325i
                          R3V OG
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 6934

                          #13
                          Dibs on the engines?
                          Rides...
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                          2004 2WD Frontier King Cab

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                          • OrganicMechanic
                            E30 Mastermind
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 1719

                            #14
                            wow-epic fail

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                            • mrsleeve
                              I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 16385

                              #15
                              wow cool funny how none of them would throttle down lol

                              I think that would be the 1st thing I would do.
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