this may actually qualify as epic win.

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  • dvs909
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Sep 2006
    • 1149
    #1

    this may actually qualify as epic win.

    The other day i started receiving random ass phone calls from women. this went on for a couple days, and i didnt know them so i assumed my friends had something to do with it. sure enough when i asked about it they fessed up to placing a craigslist ad with a false picture and real phone number.

    now its my turn to get em back. tonight im going to a gay bar with some girls i know, introducing myself as one of the guys who pranked me, and giving out his phone number. will report results.
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    • 32.5i
      E30 Fanatic
      • Sep 2005
      • 1336
      #2
      Win, You have my attention.

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        • Dillinger
          Wrencher
          • Mar 2009
          • 285
          #3
          Brilliant!

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            • metalix1021
              Wrencher
              • Apr 2008
              • 246
              #4
              Nicely done, sir.:up:

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                • CreamE30
                  E30 Enthusiast
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 1177
                  #5
                  lol my buddies did sorta the same thing. We posted our friends number on craigslist men looking for men or whatever its called. The only road block we ran into was you can't post numbers, so we just spelled it out (seven zero five) blah blah. Sure enough next day he came in wondering why torrents of dudes have been blowing up his phone. Good luck with the night!
                  <---Goodnight, sweet prince

                  Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



                  Originally posted by Brandon12V
                  unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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                    • daniel
                      R3V OG
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 6703
                      #6
                      Originally posted by 32.5i
                      Win, You have my attention.
                      : popcorn:
                      http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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                        • ColdAccord
                          R3V Elite
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 5926
                          #7
                          you're gonna get fucked in the asshole
                          Originally posted by blunt
                          can you get me a deal on cases of their (fiji) bottled water? i wash my 02 in that shit

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                            • VacMan
                              R3VLimited
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 2405
                              #8
                              If nothing else I guess we'll find out what your gay-appeal index score is. I just made that up.


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                                • 32.5i
                                  E30 Fanatic
                                  • Sep 2005
                                  • 1336
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by VacMan
                                  If nothing else I guess we'll find out what your gay-appeal index score is. I just made that up.
                                  I believe this exists... I have yet to take the test.

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                                    • devonjordan
                                      R3VLimited
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 2386
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by 32.5i
                                      I believe this exists... I have yet to take the test.
                                      It does exist, works a lot like the Richter scale.

                                      I scored a measly 3.7, where as someone like blunt could easily score a 9.0+
                                      Hemingway said it best. “There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.”

                                      Help a brother out, buy your detailing products here...

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                                        • 32.5i
                                          E30 Fanatic
                                          • Sep 2005
                                          • 1336
                                          #11
                                          Is there an on-line test somewhere? .. I don't want to google it for obvious reasons.

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                                            • dvs909
                                              E30 Enthusiast
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 1149
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by ColdAccord
                                              you're gonna get fucked in the asshole
                                              i will not be drinking, so this should solve most asshole fucking problems

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                                                • 325_e30
                                                  R3VLimited
                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                  • 2492
                                                  #13
                                                  in before the inevitable fail.
                                                  Looking for a 3.46 or lower LSD. Lets make a deal.
                                                   LSx e36TI coming soon
                                                  Originally posted by s0urce
                                                  Man, she'd be so easy to rape

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                                                    • joshuaaa
                                                      E30 Addict
                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                      • 462
                                                      #14
                                                      hahaha theres always something ridiculous on r3v. definately want to hear what happens though

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                                                        • Nic01101011
                                                          E30 Mastermind
                                                          • Jan 2008
                                                          • 1549
                                                          #15
                                                          hilarious, but im not sure the awkwardness youd have to go thru would make it worth it

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