this may actually qualify as epic win.

[s0urce]

The other day i started receiving random ass phone calls from women. this went on for a couple days, and i didnt know them so i assumed my friends had something to do with it. sure enough when i asked about it they fessed up to placing a craigslist ad with a false picture and real phone number.

now its my turn to get em back. tonight im going to a gay bar with some girls i know, introducing myself as one of the guys who pranked me, and giving out his phone number. will report results.

Just call the police report this as identity theft, the police will get all over his ass. A few weeks down the line say you don't want to press charges. At least this way you don't have to solicit gay sex.

[Alkasquawlik]

the soliticing gay sex is funnier than calling teh police

[Turf1600]

So wait - exactly why are you going to a gay bar?

[z31maniac]

So wait - exactly why are you going to a gay bar?

To give out his "friend's" number.

[s0urce]

To give out his "friend's" number.

Gay, just post another C'list ad and one up him. Have them email you, set up a time to meet. Make them show up at his house/work.

Game over.

[z31maniac]

Gay, just post another C'list ad and one up him. Have them email you, set up a time to meet. Make them show up at his house/work.

Game over.

I put friend's in quotation marks to imply that he truly wants to go to a gay bar to get hook ups for himself, not his friend like he claims.

OP could also call a male escort or something similar for his friend.

[nando]

I got hit on by a dude in a "gay" bar like 10 years ago (it wasn't really a gay bar, lots of hot chicks there). The best part? He was about 50 years old. And Deaf. And in a wheel chair.. It would have only been better if he was also a midget.

I'm pretty sure he had removable teeth too.

[Collin]

I'm pretty sure he had removable teeth too.

Hot, dude.

[VacMan]

Another thing I just thought about. If your buddies wanted to play a prank on you, why did they list your number for chicks to call? That's not much of a prank. Seems like it would have been a lot funnier if it was m4m or m4t or something. Maybe they're trying to tell you something about your current girlfriend, or lack thereof...

[Danny]

I agree with Tim.

Maybe they're trying to help.

[delatlanta1281]

Plus, you can totally get that "experimental" blow job you've been looking for.

[myinfernalbmw]

I got hit on by a dude in a "gay" bar like 10 years ago (it wasn't really a gay bar, lots of hot chicks there). The best part? He was about 50 years old. And Deaf. And in a wheel chair.. It would have only been better if he was also a midget.

I'm pretty sure he had removable teeth too.

I just like that your reasoning for it not really being a gay bar was that there were a bunch of hot chicks there. Had it slipped your mind that sometimes, in rare circumstances, females can be gay as well?

And lolz to you attracting deaf grandpa gimps.

[nando]

I just like that your reasoning for it not really being a gay bar was that there were a bunch of hot chicks there. Had it slipped your mind that sometimes, in rare circumstances, females can be gay as well?

uh, yeah. You think I was going to miss out on a chance to watch hot chicks make out?

[myinfernalbmw]

uh, yeah. You think I was going to miss out on a chance to watch hot chicks make out?

I would call anyone hurtful things if they would want to miss that.

[OOMPH!]

Some dude is going to slip GHB in your diet pepsi and you're going to wake up with your underwear on backwards.