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    #31
    Originally posted by OOMPH! View Post
    Some dude is going to slip GHB in your diet pepsi and you're going to wake up with your underwear on backwards.
    if this happens you won't find out. i'll lie and say the joke worked perfectly and claim hero status.

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      #32
      Originally posted by Dillinger View Post
      Brilliant!

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        #33
        Originally posted by OOMPH! View Post
        Some dude is going to slip GHB in your diet pepsi and you're going to wake up tied to a tree with a condom hanging out of your ass.

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        Originally posted by codyep3
        I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
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          #34
          you're going to get your anus broken with a rubber fist.
          "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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            #35
            Originally posted by coldaccord View Post
            you're gonna get fucked in the asshole

            lulz
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              #36
              pretty bad failure, i must be one ugly son of a bitch, or put out a intensely not-gay vibe. not a single fag hit on me so i was unable to deliver a fake number.

              on the upside i did meet some awesomely hot bi chick who works at a poker lounge i go to.

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                #37
                Originally posted by dvs909 View Post
                pretty bad failure, i must be one ugly son of a bitch, or put out a intensely not-gay vibe. not a single fag hit on me so i was unable to deliver a fake number.

                on the upside i did meet some awesomely hot bi chick who works at a poker lounge i go to.
                I may have found the flaw in your plan.
                The Keystone Killers

                Originally posted by Cabriolet
                With 73k+ post, you'd think he'd have learned a little about life.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by dvs909 View Post
                  pretty bad failure, i must be one ugly son of a bitch, or put out a intensely not-gay vibe. not a single fag hit on me so i was unable to deliver a fake number.

                  on the upside i did meet some awesomely hot bi chick who works at a poker lounge i go to.
                  Epic thread failure
                  tasty

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by dvs909 View Post
                    pretty bad failure, i must be one ugly son of a bitch, or put out a intensely not-gay vibe. not a single fag hit on me so i was unable to deliver a fake number.

                    on the upside i did meet some awesomely hot bi chick who works at a poker lounge i go to.
                    Something told me the night would result in this.

                    Change thread title from epic win to epic failure.
                    Claus Luthe is my hero.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by nando View Post
                      I got hit on by a dude in a "gay" bar like 10 years ago (it wasn't really a gay bar, lots of hot chicks there). The best part? He was about 50 years old. And Deaf. And in a wheel chair.. It would have only been better if he was also a midget.

                      I'm pretty sure he had removable teeth too.
                      If you're talking about Rumors, it's not really a gay bar, just an "alternative" establishment.

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                        #41
                        Originally posted by dvs909 View Post
                        if this happens you won't find out. i'll lie and say the joke worked perfectly and claim hero status.
                        Dude you got your shit push in.......

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                          #42
                          Originally posted by h0lmes View Post
                          If you're talking about Rumors, it's not really a gay bar, just an "alternative" establishment.
                          you from around the good ole GR?

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                            #43
                            I sense an excuse to go to a gay bar...
                            Originally posted by z31maniac
                            I just hate everyone.

                            No need for discretion.

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                              #44
                              where is hank bukowski when you need him to clear things up a bit?
                              http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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