To poop or not to poop...

[Desaevious]

27 getting her masters so still living with the rents

Edjumacated? Seems like a winner as long as she doesn't hold it over you!

[OOMPH!]

Nice work bro! I hope your shoes weren't expensive but you'll probably get them back from the chick anyway haha

[silversleeper]

If Ben Stiller can pull it off in 'Along Came Polly', I think you should have no problems.

[Chachi]

this kid i knew in highschool had such a bad experience like this.

same kind of situation, decided to hold it... he was over his newly acquired girlfriend's house and before he left his house he opted not to poop so he wouldnt be late (dinner reservations for him, her, and her parents). well he gets to her house and its so so so bad he just has to ask them where the bathroom is.

he goes in... has the most epic shit log of his life. like filling up the bowl wrapping around. the most fowl shit you've ever witnessed. and he looks to his right... no toilet paper. his girl is banging on the door "hurry up we'll be late! what are you doing in there!! etc etc" after luckily finding more tp or tissues he goes to flush... its not going down. more banging on the door, now the parents are asking if something is wrong... looking for a tool of some sort to break up the massive log as the water is spinning! not a bowl brush, nothing! so last ditch effort, sticks his hand in and breaks up the log.

it flushes. he washes his hands, and goes out to dinner. epic.

[Syncro325is]

bahahahahahaha

this kid i knew in highschool had such a bad experience like this.

same kind of situation, decided to hold it... he was over his newly acquired girlfriend's house and before he left his house he opted not to poop so he wouldnt be late (dinner reservations for him, her, and her parents). well he gets to her house and its so so so bad he just has to ask them where the bathroom is.

he goes in... has the most epic shit log of his life. like filling up the bowl wrapping around. the most fowl shit you've ever witnessed. and he looks to his right... no toilet paper. his girl is banging on the door "hurry up we'll be late! what are you doing in there!! etc etc" after luckily finding more tp or tissues he goes to flush... its not going down. more banging on the door, now the parents are asking if something is wrong... looking for a tool of some sort to break up the massive log as the water is spinning! not a bowl brush, nothing! so last ditch effort, sticks his hand in and breaks up the log.

it flushes. he washes his hands, and goes out to dinner. epic.

[RickSloan]

just finally shit, took 3 minutes, and it was glorious

[thearkitekt]

cheers mate, good story. glad you swung for the fences.

[straight6pwr]

if you shit in a girls place and she has a problem with your normal bodily functions, you need to find a different girls place to shit in.