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  • TheEtaUnderdog
    E30 Modder
    • Jun 2007
    • 841

    #1

    Women + e30 lol

    Originally posted by george graves

    Are you kidding me? That nerd doesn't even know how his dick works, let alone a car.
  • Alkasquawlik
    R3V Elite
    • Feb 2008
    • 4557

    #2
    why did that lady run away holding her head hahaha

    SC*AR

    Originally posted by JamesE30
    And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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    • Jean
      Moderator
      • Aug 2006
      • 18228

      #3
      Haha that was great!
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      • ldsbeaker
        No R3VLimiter
        • Aug 2004
        • 3098

        #4
        What a waste of Euro bumpers.
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        • OOMPH!
          No R3VLimiter
          • Oct 2003
          • 3487

          #5
          Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
          why did that lady run away holding her head hahaha
          lol because she was the owner of the orange car that got plowed

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          • iwantspeed
            No R3VLimiter
            • Dec 2007
            • 3164

            #6
            euro bumpers :hitler:


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            • s52e30m3
              Wrencher
              • Aug 2008
              • 225

              #7
              Funny............ But FAIL

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              • nickpdx
                Mod Crazy
                • Oct 2008
                • 679

                #8
                Hahaha...love the person that goes running as soon as the car hits.

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                • stevofthahill
                  R3VLimited
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 2468

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ldsbeaker
                  What a waste of Euro bumpers.
                  Exactly what I thought.

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                  • Iain
                    R3VLimited
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 2815

                    #10
                    I saw a set of mint Euro bumps on a rusty E30 at the scrap yard the other day. They're nothing special out here so you can pick them up for $5-$50 (for a real good one)
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                    • Alkasquawlik
                      R3V Elite
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 4557

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Iain
                      I saw a set of mint Euro bumps on a rusty E30 at the scrap yard the other day. They're nothing special out here so you can pick them up for $5-$50 (for a real good one)

                      1. Buy them
                      2. ship them to the USA
                      3. ???????
                      4. Profit

                      SC*AR

                      Originally posted by JamesE30
                      And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                      • Bimmerista
                        R3V Elite
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 5425

                        #12
                        I don't understand....was there a kitchen in that e30??

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                        • Iain
                          R3VLimited
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 2815

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                          2. ship them to the USA


                          4. Profit
                          #2 and #4 are mutally exclusive. It is quite expensive to send across the Pacific, mate.

                          If someone else organised shipping, I'd be happy to go raid a local junkyard for a their chrome bumpers, Euro grills, valances and some other shit they have there (I think one car has smileys).
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                          • Holland
                            R3V OG
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 7176

                            #14
                            ^ Seriously. I have been trying for a very long time to find a nice set of Euro bumpers.
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                            Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                            You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                            • Iain
                              R3VLimited
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 2815

                              #15
                              Shipping the bumps on their own would be fucking expensive. I've seen quotes to get stuff like a set of 15" wheels with no tyres from LA to Sydney costing $USD1500.

                              In the Aussie section on here there was a thread about getting a container sent over. Basically, if you could source enough Euro parts you wanted - possibly several complete Euro-spec cars for parts - then I would be happy to store some of them at my place before helping load the container and pack it full. Then, we send it to a contact over in the USA (preferably a business, not some backyarder as it is more legit/easy to track people that way). It sits there as we get it packed with stuff we can't easily get over here (engines, suspension shit, exploding flamingos, flaming dog labia, whatever) and send it back to Australia.

                              Problems i see are A) getting someone who has experience shipping containers between Australia and America, B) getting people to front the cash and not bail at the 11th hour, C) the time it will take to send the container from Australia and then get it back over here - probably 4-5month round trip (at LEAST), D) who to organise the Aussie side of the caper, E) there are so many fucking holes in my post it may as well be Swiss cheese.
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