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    Fired/Laid off from jobs

    After reading the marijuana thread and jflip's comments in said thread(leave that out of this thread), how many people here have been fired or laid off from a job?

    I'll start.

    I used to work at Jamba Juice with 2 of my closest friends. There was one day when our manager had all 3 of us working together, and by the end of the day he said "never again". All in all it was a extremely fun job, plus all the smoothies I could drink.

    One of our managers was a total white trash girl who still lived with her parents at 23 years old and spent the majority of her paychecks on alcohol and weed (like I said, leave it out of here. This is just facts). Regardless of what she did, she LOVED me and my friends. As long as we did our job and got our chores done, she didn't really care what we did. We all liked working with her.

    One night it was Kristin (the shift leader/white trash girl), Nick (my friend), and me. It was a weekend night in December, so naturally it was extremely slow and we started talking and telling stories. Suddenly Kristin jumps up and says, "O shit!" We ask her what's wrong and she replies that she had left her vibrator on her couch before she came to work and she was hoping her dad wouldn't see it. (Told you she was fucked up). Nick and I thought this was hilarious (remember, we're only juniors in high school so anything that involves penis' and vaginas are funny as hell. Fuck, they still are) and we laughed about it.

    The next day at work, it's Nick, me, and another 2 random people working. We were so used to fucking around on that job that we were fooling around alot that night since it was slow again. I printed a piece of paper and wrote "I <3 vibrators" and slyly put it on his back. The fucker never noticed so he was walking with this on his back for a good couple minutes.

    sidenote: We would do this shit all the time. We would put signs on each other's back, put twisted ketchup packets between the toilet and the seat so they would explode when peoples at down, and put fiber in each others drinks. When we were working register, we would also write people's names down as "horsedick" "goat fucker" " (e30slut), "dick" basically anything to make the people who poured the drinks say something stupid. Normal day at JJ

    back on topic, this guy with his wife and two kids come in, and I guess he sees the sign. He immediately asks Nick what it was all about, and Nick is obviously clueless to it so he keeps asking what and the guy starts getting irritated. I took it off, and the guy asked to talk to my supervisor. I was told to go home that night after the guy talked to the shift leader.
    I got a call from my manager the next day saying he had to terminate me.

    I found out later that the guy who came in had called Coporate HQ to complain about me.

    I found out even later that the reason I was fired was because I "sexually harrassed an employee".

    So yes, I was fired from Jamba Juice for sexually harrassing my best friend who was a guy...fml lol


    your turn

    SC*AR

    Originally posted by JamesE30
    And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

    #2


    I'll give you 6 pts for suspense

    -8 for climax.

    I was waiting for the story where you and friend smash said "white-trash girl" on Jamba Juice counter with old ladies watching

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      #3
      LOL, If youre going to get fired, at least that was a funny way. Was the vibrator on the couch afterall? I was also waiting for the story ofyou and your friend running a train on the white trash slut.

      I was laid off way back in February, but expected to be laid off around November, since parts was always in the red for those few months. Me and a few people got laid off that day, and that was that. Real exciting story lol. I've since found another job, but it's not at BMW-Nissan here in town. The owner was a real cocksucker, but at least it was cool to work around BMW's all day long
      Originally posted by blunt
      i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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        #4
        Originally posted by jflip2002 View Post
        LOL, If youre going to get fired, at least that was a funny way. Was the vibrator on the couch afterall? I was also waiting for the story ofyou and your friend running a train on the white trash slut.
        Ya it's a funny story now. I wonder if it's on my record? That would suck lol
        Ya, her dad found it and told her to put it away, so gross.

        I don't want AIDS and this girl was haggard so there's no way I'd stick my dick in her. I'd rather jack off for the rest of my life with ice cream than venture into her hole.

        SC*AR

        Originally posted by JamesE30
        And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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          #5
          "23 years old and spent the majority of her paychecks on alcohol and weed" + "vibrator" + "hole" =

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            #6
            Originally posted by EightiesBaby View Post
            "23 years old and spent the majority of her paychecks on alcohol and weed" + "vibrator" + "hole" =

            I'm sure you would, you're just another R3VOT virgin.
            Some of us have standards, albeit not very high.

            SC*AR

            Originally posted by JamesE30
            And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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              #7
              Originally posted by EightiesBaby View Post
              "23 years old and spent the majority of her paychecks on alcohol and weed" + "vibrator" + "hole" =

              Thats probably the same thing her dad was thinking when he found this vibrator.
              Originally posted by blunt
              i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                #8
                Originally posted by jflip2002 View Post
                Thats probably the same thing her dad was thinking when he found this vibrator.
                I WAS gonna go there, but I decided its too early in the day for crude incest jokes... I tip my hat to you sir, you beat me to it ;)

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
                  I'm sure you would, you're just another R3VOT virgin.
                  Some of us have standards, albeit not very high.
                  ^^ now im convinced, everything you post is just as boring as your "stories"

                  ...but no youre right, no standards here, just making the rounds

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EightiesBaby View Post
                    ^^ now im convinced, everything you post is just as boring as your "stories"
                    I try. Glad to know I'm succeeding.

                    SC*AR

                    Originally posted by JamesE30
                    And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                      #11
                      Quantity, not quality.
                      Originally posted by blunt
                      i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                        #12
                        its all in good fun, I wish I had a story to tell. Maybe I'll make one up

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                          #13
                          I used to work at McDonalds, and me and this kid are throwing pickles at each other. I get switched over to drive thru duty. About an hour later the kid comes running into my booth with a handfull of pickles, throws em at me, misses, and fucking plows the guy trying to pay for his food in the head with a goddamn handful of pickles. Kid got fired.


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                            #14
                            OK, here is a true story of how I got fired.

                            I was an installer at "High Tech Car Stereo" in Carlsbad, CA.

                            The lead installer I was working for was a lazy fuck, and left, halfway through the day.

                            He called and asked me to finish the car he was on.

                            I finished the car and was cleaning it out, checking for tools. Turns out my lead installer left his brand spanking new Snap-On cordless drill in the trunk. His toolbox was locked, so I put it in mine, cleaned out the car and finished...off to lunch.

                            I come back to find the customer had picked up his car...no worries, right?

                            The customer shows up an hour or so later, all pissed off screaming that "someone stole my brand new cordless drill" and how "that fucking Snap-On gun was $300!" just screaming his head off. I explained to him and my boss how the lead installer had just bought one, and that I grabbed it out of the car thinking it was his...not trying to steal nothing, just looking out for a co-worker...no dice. Shitcanned on the spot.

                            A quick letter from an attorney got me 2 weeks pay...but no job.

                            The fuckhead that fired me was later busted on drug charges. DEA handcuffed him in the store, in front of several customers.

                            Son of a bitch got only part of what he deserved.

                            Luke

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                            Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

                            Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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                              #15
                              Fucking weak ^

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