Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[Sailor37]

Here's one I tried with a girl I knew a few years ago and met up with again...

--Can I tap that?
--You're not tired of tapping this yet?? lol :)

that cracked me up.

[Pl3wA]

^you sir are pudding cups.
*golf-claps*

[Massimo]

Fuck, posting the whole conversation, I only needed to post what concerned this thread.

I mean its to fucking small to read.

[rickycricketts]

haha i forgot about this thread. fucking gold!

[dashboardmonkey]

This thread delivers.


Me: can i tap that?
Her: why the fuck arent you here yet?
Me: on my way...

[SedanSandwich]

Thread Necro:
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Only if you got the correct lubricant ;) .

[Ray Smoodiver]

Good bump!

I think we should revive it with the advent of the glorious app that is Tinder. Bonus points for screencaps.

[Dozyproductions]

lol, lube selection is important.

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: You know you went to my wedding right?

(audience wise)

[lambo]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: You know you went to my wedding right?

(audience wise)

[kickinindian]

i have no diea why but this gif made me laugh for like an hour

[Steven]

[Aaron15w_E30]

Bestfriend
Me:Can I tap that
Her: Huh?
Me: You know
Her: No?
Me: no what?
Her: Hell no you can't!

Bestfriend #2 ......Sexually retarded
Me:Can I tap that
Her:Huh
Me:You know
Her:No I dont
Me: You know.....tap that
Her: Tap what
Me: Dat ass
Her: Your confusing me
Me: So can I
Her: What ass
Me: Dat ass
Her: Ok?
Me: So is that a yes
Her: I don't understand
Me:Can I tap dat ass
Her:No
Me: :(

[QUKBMER]

My wife said yes = score.;D

[Stanley Rockafella]

My wife said yes = score.;D

she's obligated by law, dunno if this qualifies

[TurboJake]

she's obligated by law, dunno if this qualifies

Y'all ar in California. You should know that they're all about giving power to the pussies.

Figuratively.