Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[dirtbag30]

this conversation happened just now. with my ex.

me. can i tap that?
her. tap what?!
me. can i tap that?
her. my sister? lol
me. fail.
her. im confused, me?
me. thats what i meant, yes.
her. ooohooohhhh ;)
me. soooo? can i?
her. haha i dont have a problem with that ;)
WIN......

[Vtec?lol]

best friend

me: Can I tap dat?
Her: Nigga! When????
me: ummm, asap I guess?
her: Lawd yes. and bring me some jolly ranchers please.
me: Sure! should I bring anything else?
her: An appetite.... ;)


Shiiiiiiid!

[Mr. Tasty]

this conversation happened just now. with my ex.

me. can i tap that?
her. tap what?!
me. can i tap that?
her. my sister? lol
me. fail.
her. im confused, me?
me. thats what i meant, yes.
her. ooohooohhhh ;)
me. soooo? can i?
her. haha i dont have a problem with that ;)
WIN......

sex with an ex = win... Get back to us about that after

[illest318i]

Moarrrrr

[lambo]

best friend

me: Can I tap dat?
Her: Nigga! When????
me: ummm, asap I guess?
her: Lawd yes. and bring me some jolly ranchers please.
me: Sure! should I bring anything else?
her: An appetite.... ;)


Shiiiiiiid!

Oh god... jolly ranchers...

For anyone interested: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co..._thats/c0er6q4

[ParsedOut]

me: can I tap that
her: excuse me?
me: you heard me...
her: more than likely

Good enough for me!

[Vtec?lol]

Oh god... jolly ranchers...

For anyone interested: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co..._thats/c0er6q4

Oh




my




GAWD!!!! I just ate and threw it up. Jesus that is so damn nasty.

[Todd Black 88]

I lol'd hard when I saw the line "got a little...........on the side" in that reddit link.

[Vtec?lol]

I lol'd hard when I saw the line "got a little...........on the side" in that reddit link.

I'm glad I'm not the only one. My wife thinks I'm goofy as hell tonight.

[CabbE30]

Oh




my




GAWD!!!! I just ate and threw it up. Jesus that is so damn nasty.

I cant even....

[Swanny]

So my friend is an ER doctor in Charlotte and apparently had some lady come in with a laced doily type thing around her stoma. Turns out it was "lingerie" to make the hole more appealing to her husband to bang. There's a whole website dedicated to dressing the hole up and stuff..

[Stanley Rockafella]

f*ck, no more r3v tonight!

[decay]

I'm glad I'm not the only one. My wife thinks I'm goofy as hell tonight.

i read further and got here

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/c0es6ub

aaaand that's where i lost it, and my neighbors are probably wondering what's so fucking funny

[fporro]

My hair dresser ...

me: can i tap that ?
her: it's broken
me: can i tap the other one ?
her: you broke that one too :(

lol, half score later on :)

[pantelones]

I cant even....

STD cupcakes? Yum! Don't ask why or how I found this...