not those tapes.
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Originally posted by Massimo View PostWell that was the anti climax.
Better option would have been.
- Told Best Friend the Deal.
- All 3 of your rock up
- Smash that shit, with every concivable position you guys can think off.
- Give her the cum shower.
- Giver her taxi money, and have Best Friend dump her ass and tell her to never come back.
- Then just for fun call her a week later and say you think you have HIV and to get her self checked.
That is how I would have dealt with that situation.
-I'M HERE TO TAP!
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Originally posted by flyboyxi have watched my dog lick himself off a few times
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I did this to a few girls, one I used to tap and two I met not too long ago
Used to tap girl..
me- Can I tap that?
Her - What?
Me- That.
Her - ummm...are you drunl?
Me - Unfortuntaley no, but I could arrange that.
*long silence*
Her - Ummm....ok. You're being odd.
Me - Ok, as in okay I can tap it?
Me- ;)
Her- Um, no. Whats up with you today?
End.
Round 2, girl I barely know
M - Hey
H - Hellooo
M - I have a question
H - I possibly have an answer
M - can I tap that?
H - LMAO
M - If I were to deduce an answer from that, lmao is four letter. Yes is three. No is two. So it's closer to yes.
H - I like your thinking.
M - So I can tap that?
H - Nahh. I'm basicaly celibate..
this one drifted off topic, till she got super jealous that Im taking my brother to a concert that no one can get tickets for. So I asked if she gave the wrong answer early, and she said maybe.
Third attempt
M - So, can I tap that?
H - Not yet.
M - lol, yet?
H - That is indeed what I said
M - elaborate
Drifted away but closer to topic here.1987 Delphin 325e Sedan - Natalie
1990 325i 24v
1997 Chevrolet K1500 Crew Cab 4x4 - The Centurion
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Originally posted by urbancynic View PostTo my gf
m: can I tap that?
h: no, never, none for you.
Attempt 2
m: can I hit that?
h: geez I'm at work!
And when I got home, I did hit that.
No E30 ClubOriginally posted by MrBurgundyAnyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.
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Originally posted by Massimo View Postyou fail at screen shot.
Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0 View PostWhy the fuck did you bump this? I guess you didn't see what happened last time. Friendships were ruined, the force is strong with this thread.Originally posted by James Crivellone1) The internet is NOT serious business.
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