Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[Exodus_2pt0]

To my gf

m: can I tap that?
h: no, never, none for you.


Attempt 2

m: can I hit that?
h: geez I'm at work!



And when I got home, I did hit that.

[urbancynic]

To my gf

m: can I tap that?
h: no, never, none for you.


Attempt 2

m: can I hit that?
h: geez I'm at work!



And when I got home, I did hit that.

[Exodus_2pt0]

[andrewm]

I did this to a few girls, one I used to tap and two I met not too long ago

Used to tap girl..
me- Can I tap that?
Her - What?
Me- That.
Her - ummm...are you drunl?
Me - Unfortuntaley no, but I could arrange that.
*long silence*
Her - Ummm....ok. You're being odd.
Me - Ok, as in okay I can tap it?
Me- ;)
Her- Um, no. Whats up with you today?

End.

Round 2, girl I barely know
M - Hey
H - Hellooo
M - I have a question
H - I possibly have an answer
M - can I tap that?
H - LMAO
M - If I were to deduce an answer from that, lmao is four letter. Yes is three. No is two. So it's closer to yes.
H - I like your thinking.
M - So I can tap that?
H - Nahh. I'm basicaly celibate..

this one drifted off topic, till she got super jealous that Im taking my brother to a concert that no one can get tickets for. So I asked if she gave the wrong answer early, and she said maybe.

Third attempt

M - So, can I tap that?
H - Not yet.
M - lol, yet?
H - That is indeed what I said
M - elaborate

Drifted away but closer to topic here.

[Mr. Burns]

Well that was the anti climax.

Better option would have been.

- Told Best Friend the Deal.
- All 3 of your rock up
- Smash that shit, with every concivable position you guys can think off.
- Give her the cum shower.
- Giver her taxi money, and have Best Friend dump her ass and tell her to never come back.
- Then just for fun call her a week later and say you think you have HIV and to get her self checked.

That is how I would have dealt with that situation.

*knock knock!

-I'M HERE TO TAP!



























wut

[InuFaye]

not those tapes.

[slammin.e28]

[CabbE30]

This is how I got my current GF.

Been taping dat ever since.

Show us the tapes

[slammin.e28]

This is how I got my current GF.

Been taping dat ever since.

[ethrtyiS]

keep them coming guys!

[SedanSandwich]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Say what?
Me: you know
Her: Haha, who has your phone?
Me: It's me. so that's a yes right?
Then no response after that... Not as funny as I expected.

[der affe]

Eiffel Tower time!

[325Projectz]

Hmmmmmmm south scottsdale is not that far from fountain hills................

road trip?

[VANOS714]

lol

[phreshkid]

Wow man. I said MY FRIEND did it. I showed him this thread and we had a good laugh. He went off and did his own thing came out of the bathroom and showed me her replies. I had nothing to do with HIS texting. I'm a little more loyal than that. I thought you'd be a big boy and actually read through things that you were going to reply to. I'm a good friend and a good boyfriend and my loyalty is what I'm known for. I'm not about to destroy that because of some slut.

Well you got me there. My lack of detailed reading, coupled by your defensiveness led me to believe that you texted said girl. I'm a dick for assuming and not reading and I apologize. You seem like a swell guy whom I would like to take to the movies some day.

Carry on.