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  • ParsedOut
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    me: can I tap that
    her: excuse me?
    me: you heard me...
    her: more than likely

    Good enough for me!

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  • lambo
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    Originally posted by Vtec?lol View Post
    best friend

    me: Can I tap dat?
    Her: Nigga! When????
    me: ummm, asap I guess?
    her: Lawd yes. and bring me some jolly ranchers please.
    me: Sure! should I bring anything else?
    her: An appetite.... ;)


    Shiiiiiiid!
    Oh god... jolly ranchers...

    For anyone interested: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co..._thats/c0er6q4

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  • illest318i
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    Moarrrrr

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  • Mr. Tasty
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    Originally posted by dirtbag30 View Post
    this conversation happened just now. with my ex.

    me. can i tap that?
    her. tap what?!
    me. can i tap that?
    her. my sister? lol
    me. fail.
    her. im confused, me?
    me. thats what i meant, yes.
    her. ooohooohhhh ;)
    me. soooo? can i?
    her. haha i dont have a problem with that ;)
    WIN......

    sex with an ex = win... Get back to us about that after

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  • Vtec?lol
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    best friend

    me: Can I tap dat?
    Her: Nigga! When????
    me: ummm, asap I guess?
    her: Lawd yes. and bring me some jolly ranchers please.
    me: Sure! should I bring anything else?
    her: An appetite.... ;)


    Shiiiiiiid!

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  • dirtbag30
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    this conversation happened just now. with my ex.

    me. can i tap that?
    her. tap what?!
    me. can i tap that?
    her. my sister? lol
    me. fail.
    her. im confused, me?
    me. thats what i meant, yes.
    her. ooohooohhhh ;)
    me. soooo? can i?
    her. haha i dont have a problem with that ;)
    WIN......

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  • TurboJake
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    Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella View Post
    she's obligated by law, dunno if this qualifies
    Y'all ar in California. You should know that they're all about giving power to the pussies.

    Figuratively.

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  • Stanley Rockafella
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    Originally posted by QUKBMER View Post
    My wife said yes = score.;D
    she's obligated by law, dunno if this qualifies

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  • QUKBMER
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    My wife said yes = score.;D

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  • Aaron15w_E30
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    Bestfriend
    Me:Can I tap that
    Her: Huh?
    Me: You know
    Her: No?
    Me: no what?
    Her: Hell no you can't!

    Bestfriend #2 ......Sexually retarded
    Me:Can I tap that
    Her:Huh
    Me:You know
    Her:No I dont
    Me: You know.....tap that
    Her: Tap what
    Me: Dat ass
    Her: Your confusing me
    Me: So can I
    Her: What ass
    Me: Dat ass
    Her: Ok?
    Me: So is that a yes
    Her: I don't understand
    Me:Can I tap dat ass
    Her:No
    Me: :(

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  • Steven
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  • kickinindian
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    Originally posted by lambo View Post
    i have no diea why but this gif made me laugh for like an hour

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  • lambo
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    Originally posted by Dozyproductions View Post
    Me: Can I tap that?
    Her: You know you went to my wedding right?

    (audience wise)

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  • Dozyproductions
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    lol, lube selection is important.

    Me: Can I tap that?
    Her: You know you went to my wedding right?

    (audience wise)

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  • Ray Smoodiver
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    Good bump!

    I think we should revive it with the advent of the glorious app that is Tinder. Bonus points for screencaps.

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