Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[TexasTerp]

Success! I texted the girl I'm hooking up with during the performance last night...

me: can i tap that?
her: hahaha!!!!
me: so is that a yes?

(no response for a few hours due to performance and cast party)
Then at the after party.....

her: boy, you had better get your fine ass down here before my vibrator has all the fun.

[SA E30]

My responses were quite lack lustre I'm afraid.

Me: Can I tap that?
L : Where you? I'm coming

I didn't reply as I'm scared of her big ass BF.
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Me: Can I tap that?
L : Do you have the right Jade there hun... what a way to spark up a convo after so long, how you doing
Me: Yes I'm sure. So can I?

No reply.

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Me: Can I tap that?
L : Who is this?
Me: Stevin
L : Oh yes!!!!!! Where u?
Me : At Jet (it's a night club), see u now?
L : Sure. dont find another skank in the mean time.

I loled!

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Me: Can I tap that?
L : Excuse ME!?!?!
Me: I'm wanna tap that ass!
L : You know I have a bf?
Me: Yes he can tap it after i'm done
L : ASSHOLE

HAHAHAHA...

I sent all these on friday night at around 1.30AM.

[straight6pwr]

good. now i can text this to women, and when it comes back to my girlfriend, i can be like HUNNY, IT WAS JOKE, LOOK AT THIS THREAD.

[Mastrcruse]

Call her up.

Edit: Why the ninja edit Mastrcruse??

I was gonna suggest take it down...but then I realized I didn't really care.

[Surtr]

Me: I'm going to violently rape you
Her: If you want to drive the 6 hours, go for it
Her: Do you want me to pretend I don't like it
Me: You wouldn't like it if I tried to make you like it

Translated from text speak for readability.

[thearkitekt]

ex-gf:
Me: can i tap that?
Her: lol say what?
me: you know
her: me?
me: of course
her: lol
her: random...
me: so thats a no?
her: uhh yeah

fail. hahah. ill try more later

[GOOBER]

the gf

me: can i tap that?
her: no

based on actual events

[SoopaGhetto]

the gf

me: can i tap that?
her: no

based on actual events

:(

[hot karl marx]

this is sad you faggets cant even pick up your own girlfriends

[Wh33lhop]

this is sad you faggets cant even pick up your own girlfriends

If you can't even spell "waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles," just don't use the word.

[SoopaGhetto]

this is sad you faggets cant even pick up your own girlfriends

i wonder who says yes to "hot karl..." ??

you should post up your convo? oh, wait, heres how it would go:

HKM: can i tap that?
BF: actually its my turn to tap that!
HKM: huh?
BF: its my turn to stick it in your butt
BF: with no lube
BF: ??
HKM: ok fine! as long as i can shit on your chest!
BF: no

damn, not even you can succeed

[BustaRhymes325i]

me: hey baby lemmie tap that ass
her: who dis is?
me:rayquon, we met at your uncles bbq, i had 8th grade science with your cousin
her:word?
me:ima tap that ass
her: k


j'yeah

[ragged325]

[CJ7]

Me: can I tap it?
G/F: huh?
Me: can I tap that?
G/F: maybe
Me: ... maybe eh?
G/F: ya

...

[scabzzzz]

hahaha
i got all my friends playin this. its been quite entertaining.
heres some highlights.
ive actually gotten laid by this, and lost some friends. lulz